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Anyone who says people in Paris are rude to French learners I fear maybe you’re the problem because I have just had what is effectively a tasting session of wines from a barman in the Passage des Panoramas because I threw out a few words in French at him

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I’m working with a client from Glasgow and every time he sends a text he uses some form of slang I’ve never heard before and it’s honestly like I have to translate from another language

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Can safely say that this weekend will be the first and last time I ever go to Benidorm, what a fucking pit

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Ya girl has had an offer accepted to buy a house omg

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Tell me why I’m the year of our lord 2024 I’m sitting in a park listening to Blink 182 on a speaker and drinking cheap beers, the exact same activity I did 12 years ago with my friends during my emo phase

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Not Tyler’s best friend and his fiancée copying our wedding invites omg

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Booked 3 holidays in the space of 24 hours I shouldn’t be allowed grown up money

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AU where I find a job that DOESNT make me cry before 9am lmao

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Thai 7-Eleven cheese and ham toasters my beloved

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I got married lolz

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Tyler said I can’t have the One Direction version of Your Song by Elton John as the music that plays while we sign the marriage register because “an off key live performance from the X factor 14 years ago isn’t appropriate wedding music” chat should I call the whole thing off

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thesandmanofficial The Endless have finally assembled: Introducing Adrian Lester as Destiny, Esmé Creed-Miles as Delirium and Barry Sloane as the Prodigal in the next season of THE SANDMAN. It’s going to be one Hell of a family reunion.

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Why does every scene in this series of Bridgerton look like it has a TikTok glamour filter over it it’s so jarring

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If one more person asks me if I’m excited for my wedding I think I’m going to scream

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Girls hol is great and I’m v grateful for my friends BUT my social battery has died a death because I’ve been with them non stop since Wednesday and we’ve still got 2 days to go and I don’t know how much longer I can do it!!!!!

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postcards say IM HERE. IM HERE AND I LOVE YOU. IN THIS SPACE AND TIME AND WHEREVER AND WHENEVER YOU ARE. THERE IS A SPACE BETWEEN THOSE SPACES THAT CONNECTS US AND ITS FULL OF LOVE. I’LL MEET YOU THERE.

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listen no like personal hate to OP im sure their heart is in the right place but that post thats like 'if a company kileld a whistleblower in any other country there'd be an international investiation' is so funny like amiguite i have some really bad news for you about journalist murder rates in the glboal south and the number of international investigations taking place