Thyme to scream into the void: Also known as Things I say in real life that people find amusing.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by endofthymes and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
1
Likes Per Post
1
Reblog Per Post
0
Reply Per Post
0
Time Between Posts
29 minutes ago
Number of Posts By Type
Text
6
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
In February 2021, Tumblr had 518.6 million blog accounts.
Text
Me Quote #5
It’s okay, I don’t need to pull out my siblings teeth to feel happy...
#self quote#me quote#am I funny#tagging is hard#funny#funny quote#what am I doing with my life#laugh peasants (please)
0 notes
Text
Me Quote #4
Friend: How do you know how to grow beans?
Me: I was homeschooled, now, here is my magic bean circle-
#self quote#funny quotes#me quotes#am I funny#humor is odd#laugh please#I say things sometimes#ADHD humor hopefully#nerodivergent#hello world or something
0 notes
Text
Me Quote #3
Friend: *is being self-depricating*
Me: I think you’re awesome
Friend: *Still sad* Where do you get your standards of awesome from?
Me: Fictional characters, so they’re unrealistically high
0 notes
Text
Me Quote #2
Age is a social construct, unless you are trying to hit on me
0 notes
Text
Me Quote #1
Me: *Lies on the floor all depressed-like*
Friend in another room: I LOVE YOU!
Me (Still facedown on floor): Thanks, but I’m not accepting that right now, I’m only accepting cash or credit card
0 notes
Text
I’ve made a decision
I’m gonna start using tumbr to create a paper trail of my random thoughts and things I say in real life because I never thing I’m funny until someone laughs at something I said so I’m gonna document it so my thoughts can be preserved for future internet generations.
1 note
·
View note