endercoil
endercoil
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They/ThemRentryThe Pokemon, Colress, Genshin, Chernobyl, etc. guy or whatever my friends call me. I mostly reblog things. Don't expect a lot of original content here, haha. If you want to see some of my stuff I'm Endercoil on Toyhou.se. Ask to tag stuff!Series names (usually in shortened in some way) and characters in posts are usually tagged. (Sometimes I quick reblog on mobile and forget.) @endercoil-art has my art, and @arkhain-keay is my D&D blog. I reblog BG3 stuff here instead though.
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endercoil · 3 hours ago
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I know nothing about Bruce Fanjoy but god I hope he wins Carleton it'll be the funniest fucking thing ever
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endercoil · 14 hours ago
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You can't just say that and not share it
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endercoil · 14 hours ago
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I don't know if any of my followers have been keeping up with some of the funnier things that have happened this election, but my personal favourite is the state of the electoral ballot for Carleton, Pierre Poilievres riding. (Link goes to the wiki page for the riding.)
There are 91 candidates.
91.
The ballot is over a meter long.
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Is this an accessibility issue for voters with poor dexterity/eyesight/literacy? Yes.
Is it also funny as heck that he is so disliked by his own riding that they're fucking with him like this? Also yes.
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endercoil · 16 hours ago
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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀
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endercoil · 1 day ago
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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it
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endercoil · 1 day ago
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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endercoil · 1 day ago
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gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we're never gonna pay off that mortgage now
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endercoil · 1 day ago
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endercoil · 2 days ago
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Sometimes facebook is hilarious
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endercoil · 3 days ago
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I love when the DE skills mess up.
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endercoil · 3 days ago
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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me
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endercoil · 3 days ago
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endercoil · 3 days ago
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endercoil · 4 days ago
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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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endercoil · 4 days ago
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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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endercoil · 4 days ago
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i was able to detect 5 recently divorced mothers in my area using the power of ley lines and this hall and oates cd
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