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Mirabel still would have jumped

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Mirabel: some people around me *coughCamilocough* keep live black widows in jars. i feel like this is a bad idea. am i wrong?

Antonio: well... it's not a good idea, per se, their venom is potent enough to hurt adults and kill children. but the same goes for horses, and those are common animals to keep around.

Antonio:Black widows are very docile. People have been known to handle them without any issue (which I have to stress I don’t recommend you do, because a bite can send you to the hospital, but it does illustrate how docile they are). They’re also very slow, like other orb weavers, so they can’t suddenly bolt.

Antonio:As long as you keep it in an escape-proof enclosure, there isn’t really anything wrong with it.

Agustin: Wait. Wait. Horses are venomous??? Huh?????

Antonio: Horses are not venomous! They’re capable of hurting and killing people, but not because they have venom!!

Isabela, sarcastically: Not me wondering how I’d gone my whole life without knowing horses are venomous

Camilo: Horse venom is called hooves and it’s effects are bone crunching

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the people who are saying bruno was wrong for telling pepa “it looks like rain” on her wedding day have obviously never had siblings.

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Mirabel: my aesthetic: when you take off your glasses and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

Dolores: my aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so i can see the road and not die

Isabela: seriously, i'll die if i drive without my glasses, wtf

Pepa: you shouldn't encourage something like that, wtf

Mirabel: YALL I'M IN THE PASSENGER SEAT IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS PASSENGER SEAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Camilo: i'm so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Mira

Mirabel: GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

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Mirabel: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Isabela: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.

Luisa: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

Antonio: Forks are Stabby Grabbies.

Camilo: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.

Dolores: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

Bruno, annoyed: You are all Annoying Children.

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Pepa: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab people's eyes out. I can make mittens.

Julieta: What was that middle part?

Pepa: I can make a hat.

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Camilo: sometimes when i eat an ice cube i exhale and a puff of smoke comes out and it looks like i'm smoking :)

Isabela: it's water vapor

Camilo: hush

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Camilo, I will always love you, even if you're like that hun...

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even more Encanto text posts

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i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

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Mirabel: Thoughts on Lemon Joy?

Bruno: Nice name, 10/10, definitely would eat it based off of the name alone.

Mirabel: ...It's a dish soap?

Bruno: Nice name, 10/10, definitely would have eaten it based off of the name alone if I hadn't known it was a dish soap.

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love all these posts pointing out that camilo knows bruno keeps rats and wondering if that means he kept them before his isolation. anyway my interpretation is that one time like 8yo camilo just walked downstairs and saw this weird guy in a dark hood grabbing coffee while surrounded by rats and immediately ran to his sister to tell her there was a strange rat man in the kitchen and she was just like “yea that’s tio bruno” and didn’t elaborate

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Let's talk about Encanto and really sad and bored white people.

Before you all start sending me anon hate asks calling me racist and that shit, please read the whole thing.

First of all, I'm Colombian. Second of all, I can not believe I'm posting about Encanto again, but my tumblr feed is FULL of Encanto posts because everybody loves it. And I'm okay with that, really. As a Colombian, I'm really happy to see that people enjoy a movie about my culture this much. But-

I've seen some posts and some anon asks from white people complaining about how we "dirty Colombians" ruined Encanto for them. Like? Hello, are you aware you're talking about a movie about "dirty Colombians"? If you are this much of a racist jerk then why did you even watch a movie about latinos in the first place? You say this things about us and then claim that you actually like the movie and the characters? And you have the nerve to say that we are the racist ones because we want our culture to be respected?

This is not about all white people, of course. If you are white and you genuinely like the movie, please don't take this personally. I'm talking specifically about this kind of people:

And these are just a few of them.

Honestly, I can not believe there are so many gringos with that amount of free time. The main reason I'm writing this in English is because I want all those racists to read this: all of you need a fucking hobby. Are your lives really that boring? Are your lives really that sad? The most interesting thing you all have to do with your day is posting shit and sending disgusting anon hate to random Colombians in tumblr? Like??????? What the actual hell. You have no friends, no hobbies? What's going on at home? Seriously, you all need therapy. Get a coffee and take a bath, calm down.

And none of you dare to call me homophobic cause I'm very queer, thank you very much.

Please, make all the headcanons you want and post about the characters, I don't give a fuck. Isabela is a lesbian, Camilo is genderfluid, Luisa is trans, Dolores is autistic, all of them are queer and neurodivergent. Just don't be so fucking disgusting against us and our country and our culture. When a latino says that a latino queer character don't represent white queer people (I personally don't care about this but I get why other latinos do) is because historically we have been erased from the lgbt+ movement by you white racists. There are lots of white characters you can headcanon as queer to feel represented. And there are lots of white characters that are canonicaly queer.

I'm not doing this because I have something against white people, but because I have something against racists.

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yeah he sees your dreams

seven foot frame ,

rats along his back

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Mirabel: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them…

Luisa: This is the most threatening way I��ve ever been cheered up.

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Abuela Alma, starting a family meeting: Where is Camilo? Is he late again?

Mirabel: He shouldn’t be. I said yesterday that the meeting would be 9am instead of 11am.

Isabela: And I put his alarm for 7am.

Dolores realizing the problem: I changed the time in his cellphone to show two hours earlier.

Camilo, bursting into the kitchen: WHAT IS TIME?!??!?