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oh yeah? well [puffs out my feathers to make myself look huge and scary]

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yuri > everything else

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tummy hurts event with no tummy medication or ginger ale

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omg leaked merch 👀🤯

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02/28/2025

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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modern AU oversized girlfriend outfits

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Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.

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tumblr for wasps would be crazy. Reblog would be called rebuzz . And the notes would be so so tiny

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fuck yes a yummy flower for me

#meals

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Hi waspblr! anybody else just loooves building huge nests out of paper?

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OMG yesssss!!!!! 😊 I make them so so big

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Paper is for cucks. Use clay instead

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Ummmm. Kill your self ?

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Hope nobody notices I’m not a real wasp lol

#idk if hymenopteroids think im problematic or whatever lmao #birds think I’m inedible and that’s all that matters

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time to drown myself in some guy’s drink

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🐝 parasit-butch Follow

I like to lay my eggs inside a caterpillar so that the babies will have something to snack on 👍

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Hey! What the fuck is your problem

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🐝 stingerrr Follow

POOL WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

#what the fuzz how did this get so popular #stop rebuzzing it

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🐝 worlds-loudest-beast Follow

*loud buzz*

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Ummmm why did a bird just try to eat me 🤨 do my yellow and black stripes and clearly sharp ovipositor mean nothing to you

BATESIAN MIMICRY SUPPORTERS DNI

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Just found a bee nest! Hooray! Let’s get this bread!

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So hot in here

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🐝 the-long-fucker Follow

guess how long my abdomen is

#no matter what number you say you’ll be wrong

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🐝 waspmomma Follow

Girl help my children are so nutritious how do I defend myself from large predators such as mammals

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just stab them with your ass OP

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Thank you for the advice!!

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AUUUUUUGH

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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

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back on the bunsif/loop bullshit

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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redraw from twt

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picture perfect (and your brother's there too unfortunately)

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it's v important to give your little guy a squeeze