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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

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being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us

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reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that what they create is wonderful

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noticing i am enjoying doing lineart moreso on ipad then i am on tablet lol. might have to start any lined work there and move it over after

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cheeky

hehe such a cool design! i love this green lil alien

for Pharexus

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Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.

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can we pretend the ripples in the park lake are like swimming trout........ i could really use a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now.......

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if magic existed it would absolutely be utilized for one of the internet favorite hobbies; bothering twitch streamers

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however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die

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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

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On Friendship.