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Benny: you speak Spanish?

Usnavi: uh yeah didn’t I just tell you I’m Latino

Benny: oh I thought you said you were a timpani

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Kevin: I’m going to buy a club and put a statue of you in the middle of the dance floor to embarrass you

Benny: that’s a horrible threat I would love a statue of me in the middle of a club

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Vanessa: go out an get a life! Teenage years aren’t for academic achievements!

Nina: …yes they are

Vanessa: that’s a lie sold to you by the government

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Carla: trust fall!

Daniela: *lets her fall on the ground*

Daniela: oh was I supposed to catch you

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Kevin: do you like boys or girls?

Nina:

Nina: yes

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*baby sitting Iris*

Baby Iris: *starts screaming at 3am*

Daniela: your turn

Carla: ugh fine

Carla: *starts screaming*

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Vanessa: I have the urge to do something stupid

Usnavi: I’m stupid

Usnavi: do me

Vanessa:

Usnavi:

Vanessa:

Usnavi: did I say that out loud

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Daniela: age isn’t about how many years you’ve spend on earth. It’s about how cold and dead you are inside.

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Carla: writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do then?

Cuca: I forget stuff, like a cool person

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Vanessa: I like bad boys

Usnavi: I don’t use the safety strap on the wii remote

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Nina: Can I be frank with you guys?

Vanessa: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Usnavi: Can I still be Usnavi?

Benny: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Nina: I know you’re coping by making jokes about how hot you are

Vanessa, crying: it’s not a joke

Vanessa: I’m a legit snack

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Usnavi : On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Vanessa : In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Benny?

Benny: Probably “road work ahead”.

Nina: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Usnavi: dammit, Pete!

Graffiti Pete: what? It wasn’t me!

Usnavi: sorry, force of habit. Dammit sonny!

Sonny: it wasn’t me either!

Usnavi: oh… then who set the house on fire?

Benny: *whistles*

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Nina: you’re my boyfriend, the love of my life, my best friend. I would do anything for you.

Benny: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule:)

Nina: absolutely not :)

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Vanessa: god he’s cute

Nina: Vanessa! You’re married!

Vanessa: yeah and my husband would agree with me