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Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America
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“And then, inexplicably, you had the absolute audacity to love me back.”
— Red White & Royal Blue, Casey McQuiston
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Penny: What if mayonaise came in cans?
Shepard: That would suck because you can’t microwave metal.
Penny: Yeah, true.
Penny:
Penny: Wait you what-
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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
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doodled one of my favorite scenes uwu
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So, I decided to get the audio book for Carry On so I could listen to something while working on commissions and I just couldn’t stop drawing fanart of it (very counterproductive lol)
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Simon: Can you look me straight in the eyes?
Baz: You can't expect me to look into those eyes and be straight at the same time
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Simon be like “i know a place” and follows you there
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Sure, straight people have legal rights or whatever but do they have lgbt+ cartoon characters that they latch onto when they’re older than 14 because they never got to see anyone like them growing up and are now taking advantage of the growing diversity in mainstream media? I think NOT. Checkmate, heteros
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Can I say how much I love how the fandom just started to make fem!snowbaz from nowhere. Like, I woke up one day and fem!snowbaz fanarts and fanfics are trend.
I won't say I didn't like it.
I loved it!
Give me more of fem!Snowbaz!!!!
And here's my contribution for this amazing AU (can I call it AU?)
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My Canon Divergent Carry On Ships
1. Simon x therapy
2. Baz x therapy
3. Agatha x therapy
4. Penny x therapy
5. Lucy x therapy
6. Natasha x therapy
7. Ginger x therapy
8. Shepard x therapy
And finally...
9. Ebb x Fiona
I’m hoping that some of these will become canon in Anyway the Wind Blows
#pretty much everyone needs therapy#except the mage#he's too far gone#carry on#wayward son#simon snow#baz pitch#tyrannus basilton grimm pitch#agatha wellbelove#penny bunce#lucy salisbury#natasha pitch#shepard from omaha#fiona pitch#anyway the wind blows
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Fem!Baz, but with boy Baz hair, anyone???
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Swing your sword through me, you glorious man.
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Lucy: Remember when we didn’t solve all our problems with attempted murder?
The Mage: Stop romanticizing the past.
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