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I made a vid about how to be immortal in TGCF for the equinox exchange's afterlife theme! (subtitled version is on ao3)

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i unfortunately didn’t have time to do very many valentine’s cards this year, but i had to at least put up a handful of scum villains 💕

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Well I don’t think I’ve ever seen this variant of blood as lube before. This sex scene is Deeply Cursed and not in a way I find fun

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You know what, I was about to make fun of SVSSS (and/or Shen Yuan) for having to explicitly remind us that lol this dumbass still thinks he’s straight, but it’s kind of helpful after having put the book down for 10 days.

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TLJ: Peak Lord Shen likes there to be more people. Does there have to be at least three people every time?

Some not insignificant part of the fandom: - taking furious notes-

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Oh good, problem solved, we have coffin sharing. I'd say There Was Only One Coffin but this is the contrapositive, there were many coffins but they chose to share anyways

Why even have a character wake up in a coffin if they’re not going to share it with the ones they love? (Or to Come Back Wrong and have to be tragically killed by their loved ones…..)

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The rhinoceros python. is. just a python. In a rhinoceros. This is so stupid.

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Why even have a character wake up in a coffin if they’re not going to share it with the ones they love? (Or to Come Back Wrong and have to be tragically killed by their loved ones.....)

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More ways in which I am like sqq: I do actually find Binghe's manipulation very effective, even when it's clearly intentional manipulation. He says something about Shizun loathing him and I'm like 🥺 oh no poor Binghe, it's so sad for this all powerful mass murderer demon lord

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SQQ: I don't want to fuck my clone corpse because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.

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So how much is the System a character vs how much is it based on Cucumber (or I suppose some amalgamation of Cucumber’s desires and Airplane’s original plans)? Cucumber is doing a classic lying to himself move of complaining a lot about Binghe being awarded coolness points despite not having wives when he never really thought the wives were cool and is actively commenting on how cool Binghe is, but do you think the “coolness” is coming from that internal SQQ judgement of coolness, some mysterious “objective” measure, or the System’s own opinions?

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Wow I just made a whole post about how SQQ isn’t stupid and then he has to go and say “even if I suffered a worse tragedy than not getting any sisters for twenty years I wouldn’t resort to becoming a cut-sleeve! Let alone hooking up with the male protagonist!” He is not making defending him easy

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SQQ as an unreliable narrator is so interesting because sometimes he’s clearly wrong and missing things, but sometimes he’s just so fixated on the original plot of the novel, which is clearly not happening here, except often it does? The System just keeps trying to push certain key events from canon, which really gives SQQ a leg up in terms of having future knowledge but does get in the way of him getting a clue about, say, it’s not that everyone wants to fuck LBH, it’s that you specifically do.

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Awwww LQG took the disciple that SQQ said looked promising, I can’t believe the power of love is going to turn Cang Qiong Mountain into a sect where people are actually taught things

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Translator’s note: “Small Scenario Pusher” is clearly a fujoshi device that activates BL plot developments, hahaha! (Just my idea, don’t take it seriously.)

Okay but it does seem like maybe the Small Scenario Pusher ... makes there be a small scenario, which given the original novel, is always going to be a wifeplot? And since it’s his System, SQQ is always there to be caught in the wifeplot Oh No

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Every time I talk about SQQ I have to be like, unfortunately, this is a character I find highly relatable. I too would hoard a one time use video game item even to the point of literal death.