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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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Chris Evans in ‘The Avengers’, (2012). Dir. Joss Whedon.

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“population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”

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Maki Naro @ The Nib

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OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

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OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

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bisexual culture is :

-hoodies

-finger guns

-sailor moon

-lady gaga

-calling yourself gay

-having a high standards with guys, loving all girls

-cant choose between jade and beck

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Joe Keery Photographed by Elliot Liss for Milk Magazine

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what does pac-man look like facing forward 

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Idk if this has been done already...

But I found this parallel and it’s gonna be the death of me. It’s stuck in my head now

So S O F T

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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maxine: i’m cold

lucas: here, take my jacket

eleven: mike, i’m cold too

mike: what? *taking off jacket* i told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piling scarves on her* now look, i’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else’s hat* how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner

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ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips