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ohhh nooo chat chat im in so much trouble

living a double life being the dumbass jimmy feederism blog but one of my mutuals on twitter showed me a guy and basically pitched him to me for blorbo material and why am i charmed

the short version of their pitch was basically this guy is dib membrane in another font and ngl to you chat the 13yro in me who used to have a stupidly big ouppy crush on dib might take the bait

know nothing beyond this clip but his big brown eyes and stupid little face might just be what gets me into dandadan pray for me

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another day another post where roach says a lot of words without really going anywhere

i really love the execution of the cannibalism scenes in mouthwashing both in the feast and the valve curly part cause they are so cool and interesting to me

on one hand cause we got the mediocre cake line and also cause the way your objective just becomes FEAST is so mwa (this goes hand in hand with the Go Home objective)

i really wish i coukd put my ideas to canvas and have them look the way i want them to because i really wannt tooooo uhm draw jimmy forcefeeding curly to curly

but alas i am a talentless artist and a mediocre writer i'll stick to my weight gain shit

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alright put your spoons down everybody i'm gonna talk my brain out for a little bit because this game is taking over my thoughts and the rot is starting to pile up

i've seen some people (mostly youtubers but we don't elaborate on that) talking about how they expected the horror of mouthwashing to come from there being like some Alien or Monster that got into the ship during the crash or whatever and tbh?? i feel like that just goes to show it's just not their kind of narrative?

like if you want a game or just a piece of media about an isolated group slowly being killed off by some monster or alien you got The Thing you got dead space you got ALIEN you got among us ffs

it feels like the shit they did to the backrooms the Real horror of mouthwashing is the negligence of higher ups, the genuine horror of the way capitalism will just trample anything in its wake, having your autonomy ripped from you and just the slow descent into madness from the sheer isolation of being stuck in the middle of deep space knowing damn well nobody is coming

mouthwashing is scary because the only monsters on board look and act the same as us and they're haunted by their actions too

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i jimmypost a lot simply because jimmy as a character is very interesting to me and he's awful and terrible but i do like the rest of the crew too

i'm not really into the feeding aspects of my brand of brainrot but i do think a lot about how daisuke has a sweet tooth?? like pseudocanonically??

boy was out there with a packet of gross ass pony express sweetener get this guy some Real treats

ignoring the obvious haha cake joke i think he'd be the kinda guy to need a moderately longer eat time candy ngl chat

talking like hard candy, caramels, lollipops maybe. plus it ties in with my nd daisuke oral stim hc so you lot have to bear with me okay? okay

rip daisuke you so would've tried battery acid sketti

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hi chat i am thinking that jimcurl feeding would so be a misguided attempt from curly to make jimmy healthier

probably ooc but just picturing curly maybe kinda starting to bring more offers for food or snacks or stuff ykwim

slipping those specific bulk up/training supplements into his food or maybe offering him shakes and shit like that

when jimmy starts to get a little tight in his uniform maybe he'd have a moment of like... is this enough?? but somehow he'd delude himself into like seven "just a little bit more"s

curly's just being a nice friend!! he's just taking care of his friend who's struggling a lil guys he's totally not enjoying how his best friend's belly keeps getting softer (<— gay ass little man)

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zed roach-feeding with another post nobody cares about but with thanksgiving right around the corner i personally think i should be allowed free reign to be deranged about jimmy

cmon guys it's the perfect time to fatten up your blorbos

need this motherfucker stuffed full of food he has to undo his belt and lean back to be comfortable

speaking of he gives me the energy of like guy who doesn't really like. make ot very noticeable when he gains weight like on his chest or face. maybe his features get a little fuller but most of it is belly

uugghhhh jimmy mouthwashing i could write an entire essay dissecting him like a frog for everyone to see but instead im sitting here fantasizing about how badly i want to make him gain a few pounds

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no cause he's. a little too lean for me chat. like

jimmy is so toxically masculine at times he gives me the energy of the kinda guy you could bait into weight gaining by implying some "real men portions" shit at him

definitely lots of like... meat and shit involved, ykwim? maybe this is getting a little bit too morally dubious for some of y'all out there but pairing it with the weightlifting thing (no one can tell i'm desperately chasing the crumbs of canon jimmy content) can you imagine getting to alter his diet under the guise of just yk, helping bro out get the bulking in so he can stop being a shrivelled up beanpole

meal planning that's a bit too heavyhanded for him maybe, but it's all for the best right chat?? like, starting him off on portions that are a bit too big maybe, getting him plumped up a bit too quick

nobody let me cook when it comes to how it'd affect his uniform either the coveralls are already so say gex to me but imagine getting to see a noticeable bloat over the belt <33 his stupid ass is not gonna be the imposing, goodlooking captain he wants to believe he is

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anyways formalities out of the way lets get into the real reason why i made this godforsaken blog in the first place

mouthwashing. devastating, 10/10 game i loved that shit

but admittedly chat i was so distracted by jimmy's slutty little waist in the cockpit cutscene this was gonna happen like. eventually. like canonically this horrid little bug struggled back on earth and i'm p sure trucker ass meals on board aren't helping him much either

anyways what i'm getting at is maybe a big homecooked meal might've saved him guys trust me!!/S

he's such a wet little dog you find behind a dumpster energy to me like. he's so miserable?? need to get this man stuffed so full to make up for whatever the hell he was eating b4 pony express

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hi chat

you can call me roach or zed (if you're not too bug inclined) they/it (bro/bros if you feel particularly silly)

this blog is literally just for simping and deranged thoughts storage

im into horrible awful little men and light feederism/weight gain so please expect to hear lots of nonsensical rambles about how badly i wanna fatten up some despicable mf

im rlly into mouthwashing, party hard, repo!tgo and lethal company rn, so if you wanna talk to me about any of those things, i'm open for it pook

just to get it out of the way first i am accepting any jimmy mouthwashing liker allegations before they even happen so if you dont wanna hear about this man getting fed feel free to spray me with raid and block me i prommy i wont take it personally

if you know me from irl or my main, no you don't!!