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Hanging around is just no fun when you’re alone No matter what we’re going through, together we can find our way home So come on and sleepover And everything will be just fine You and i can wait until the sun So come on and sleepover Together we will be just fine You and i can wait until the sun So come on and sleepover Hanging around is just no fun when you’re alone All of my fun starts when i pick up the phone So come on and sleepover And everything will be just fine You and i can wait until the sun So come on and sleepover Together we will dream in time Nothing’s gonna stop us having fun So come on and sleepover!
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my guinea pigs’ vet just posted this and it is extremely Important
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All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like
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Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party
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i am 100% here for supportive grandad!twelve
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Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
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the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us
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♪ Pop! Blam! Wow! That’s definitely how life started on earth! Pop! Blam! Wow! The aliens thought they’d create some more, they got out some clay and made dinosaurs! The dinosaurs got depressed so they died. They aliens said “Well, we Plop! Dram! Tried!” ♪
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nearly the end of april.. you know what that means
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“I wish I could leave more kudo–”
IT’S CALLED COMMENTS
JUST TYPE A SMILING EMOTICON IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE
OR JUST TYPE RANDOM LETTERS
OR OPEN UP THE DICTIONARY ON A RANDOM PAGE AND WRITE THE FIRST WORD YOU FIND
OR JUST TRY TO WRITE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR HEEL IDEK
JUST LEAVE A FUCKING COMMENT
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I hope Mario is smoking a fat blunt with the princess today.
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