emilyderwalder

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Emmrich Volkarin 💀💚

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Lol I just made it in a photo editor

This came to me in a dream

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This came to me in a dream

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The muppet man has become my favourite

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Has this been done yet

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Why don't more non-binary people dress like the person from the bathroom sign

You can't tell me one pant leg and half a dress wouldn't slay

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its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

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who else up hurkleing their durkleing

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I think the term situationship is so dumb and 99% of the time people are just describing relationships, like just bc it’s a shitty or unsatisfying or confusing relationship doesn’t mean it’s not a relationship, in fact I could argue that those are characteristics that define many relationships as relationships, but the only people on earth who have a legitimate claim to a situationship are Simon and Garfunkel

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

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The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me

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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing