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Mary: let's see if it worked?
Nando: I really hope it does work,I can't stand seeing my sons and daughter fearing each other darling!
Esther: get away from me! mommy mommy!Leo! help-!
Joe: I think my stomach is full,that was delicious, I'll thank my dearest mother with a bonding hug later!
Esther:wait!- eheh eh waaa woo ahah eheh
Joe: also you're so much cuter alive little sister!
Esther: you eat me?
Joe: no sister,I think mother found a tastier solution!
mmmh boar's brain
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Mary: Nando,did you put the boar's brain in the refrigerator?
Nando: yes Mary,I bought it yesterday just for Joe.
Joe: mmh what do I smell?
Mary: your sandwitch will be ready in no time!
Mary: The pediatrician suggested this diet just for you,Joe,I hope you enjoy the boar's brain sweetie.
Joe: but Esther's is more..
Leonardo: stop it! just enjoy mommy's amazing dinner,ungrateful little brother!stop scaring Esther!
Brenda: McDonald? but I wanted the spicy noodle!
Leonardo: mom put us on a restrictive nutritional diet,it's for the best of us!
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Cinderella: so you're telling me I have all of her ancient memories implanted in my brain? And what for?
Alien manager: so Cinderella's prehistoric memory can live forever.
Cinderella: but what about me? Am I just a tool to you? Why do i have to deal with this experimental torture?
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Leonardo: I'm so happy you're okay little sis,please be louder next time so I can protect you!
Brenda: I love you leo eheheh.
Esther:*pouting on the couch* what about me?
Leonardo: hey Esther, there's no need to be jealou-
Mary: Leo? i need to talk to you
Leonardo: yes mom tell me,is it something serious?
Mary: I don't know if you noticed something weird about Joe after that party.
Leonardo: yeah what's wrong with that loser?Esther seems so scared near him.
Mary:well you see I found out Joe doesn't like human's food,I need you to be careful over Esther,i don't why he throws up ordinary food,i always notice him approaching her like she wants to eat her brain though,please be watch over her when I'm not present,okay?
Leonardo: will Joe always be a zombie?what can we do about his diet?
Joe: are you talking about me, mother?
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Esther: mommy protects you too!
Brenda: I was so scared, that was not Cinderella like in the fairytales.
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Mary: so she sneaked into the house and tried to kidnap our daughter,but I think she's lying and hiding something
Nando: when you mentioned her name,I felt something off,I knew there was an alien called Cinderella back in the prehistoric times,but I also heard that name became cursed,we also know your ancestors were aliens,but what that purple creature wants from us?!?
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Mary: Leonardo, why are you not sleeping?you have school tomorrow!
Leonardo: I can't sleep!
Nando: I'm sorry Mary,I should have locked the door yesterday,I've heard someone breaking in,are Joe and Brenda ok?
Mary: I don't feel like talking right now,let's just go back to sleep.
Nando: you know, I've heard some aliens are still wandering in this town.
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Brenda: aah I'm scared
Esther: Mommy there's an ugly monster aaah
Mary: oh my god what could it be right in the middle of the night?
Brenda: stay away from me!
??: I'm Cinderella, you look like my daughter,why are you here?
Brenda:I don't know who you are
Cinderella: would you come with me? I'll free you out,this is not your house dear.
Brenda: aaah you're not my mom,leave me alone!
Mary: what you're saying doesn't make any sense,GET OUTTA MY HOUSE,OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE,do you hear me? Don't touch my kids ever again.
Cinderella: if she isn't my daughter,then why does she looks like me?
Mary: she's half alien,my ancestors were from another planet,now leave.
Esther: eheh super strong mommy!
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Mary and Nando love their improved bedroom.
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Mary: Esther,I know you're sleepy,but the floor is not that comfortable.
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Mary: leave Esther alone,Joe!
Joe: I wasn't doing anything,I swear mother!
Brenda: I don't know what's up with my twin brother,but who cares.
Brenda: yaay,mom is distracted,finally I can taste some-
Brenda: Leo? please don't tell mom!
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Leonardo: hey,dad aren't you hungry?
Nando: I ate something at work,I don't have much of an appetite,son,but I'm glad we're spending some fun time together!
Brenda: mom I want what you're having!
Mary: Brenda,you can't drink until you're eighteen, it's too dangerous for your health.
Leonardo: get outta the way Joe,this chicken is mine! also,you're too young to eat it,loser!
Joe: mmmh this smell.. mother,I don't like any of this food.
Esther: Mommy help! Joe is staring at me.
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Joe and Brenda are so happy about the party that is going on.
Mary: be careful or you'll get hurt!
Nando, on the other hand is tired from his job.
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Nando: so how was with Jessica?
Leonardo: you mean my crush?
Nando: yeah,does she likes you back?
Leonardo: I still like her..but it turns out she's not that cool as she wants to make other people believe.
Nando: what makes you say that?
Leonardo: well today she invited me to her house to watch mean girls with her.
Nando: you shouldn't base your relationship exclusively on your hobbies, maybe she doesn't know what you like.
Leonardo: yeah..but I guess she only sees me as a friend.
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Joe and Brenda finally meets their siblings,Esther and Leonardo.
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The twins are born! Their names are Joe and Brenda.
Joe seems to get along with her alien sister,Brenda.
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Esther: mommy! look how cool I am! look! look! listen! hey mom!
Leonardo: Esther,please don't,mom is stressed.
Esther: but..
Leonardo: you sound great little sis,you're going to be even better in the future!
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Nando: come on Esther you can do it! just stay still until you feel empty.
Esther: unghh
Nando: yes sugarcube you did it! Daddy is proud of you!
Esther: but but mommy?
Nando: don't worry,she's okay,pregnancy can be stressful sometimes.
Leonardo: I can feel my brother kicking in your tummy!
Esther: we still don't know the gender,Leo,just be patient.
Leonardo: if it's a girl we'll name her Brenda!
Esther: and if it's a boy?
Leonardo: Joe sounds cool!
Esther: ahah not bad,but we'll see.. go to the schoolbus or you'll be late!
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