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The time I publicly destroyed a bigot in Starbucks

This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction.

Me, minding my own beeswax: I’ll get a large warm milk please!

Some guy: under his breath Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here

Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?

Some guy: Rolls eyes imagine actually drinking that

Me: I don’t have to imagine grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig

The guy: Notices my ace pin Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures

Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?

Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!

The guy: I’m literally a gay man and I won’t let you Jesus freak aces shame me for having gay sx, people like you are hurting my community. I’m gonna go have SX with my boyfriend

Me: Uhhhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk and now you’re shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed ace’s throat… Not a good look. And yes, I’m a proud Jesus freak!

Woman: I’ve been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, mr. Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community and carry your community on our backs.

Me: You have the nerve to talk down to an asexual elder? Really?

Barista: Throws water on the bigoted guy

Barista: Well… I might lose my job for this but at least I can say it was worth it

Me: picks up my warm milk and pours it on his head

Bigot: I HATE ASEXUALS AND ASEXUALITY. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN.

Me: loudly and proudly Another warm milk please, on the house! I think I’m owed it

Barista: You know it!

Bigot: storms out crying

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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Even though I miss his pretty moles, he’s still finer than ever ⋆⭒˚.⋆

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How do you play "boyfriend coded" AND "girlfriend coded" so PERFECTLY!?!

Like I don't know which one I like her more, boyfriend coded or girlfriend coded 😩😭

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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This ALWAYS happens to me at school, one minute I'm talking about how much I HATE SCHOOL then the next suddenly I'm yapping about south park, thanks to me, my friends knows everything single about south park without watching the show (￣ ‘i ￣;)

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have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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Kind of obsessed with how Eddie's parents completely ignored Buck.

They didn't so much as say a word or even look at him. (The most we got was Buck handing Christopher's backpack to Eddie's father, who wouldn't look Buck in the eye. And Buck said thank you. Devastating.)

The narrative symbolism at work. Buck and Eddie representing two parts of a whole, all the parts of Eddie. Eddie, in that moment a scared, traumatized kid himself. Needing his parents to tell him he's good enough, he's ok, he deserves support and care. His own childhood trauma so raw and visible and bleeding out onto the floor.

Buck as a symbol of everything that is Eddie, the man. The adult who has built a life for himself, not the kid who will always be a fuck up to his parents. Buck symbolizing the good and wise and loving choices Eddie has made as a father. And of course the shameful thing underneath that Helena knows. (Because the mother always always always knows.) Eddie's queerness.

Buck — liberated, queer Buck — a co-parent, a partner, and a symbol of Eddie himself. Eddie, the man. All of him.

Buck touching Eddie only after they closed the door. Coming back together as a unit, only when they are alone. Christopher's parents, but without Christopher.

Buck's presence meant everything and Helena did not so much as look. Buck — wonderful, loving, kind, mature, queer Buck — the physical embodiment of everything about her son she refuses to acknowledge or even look at.

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911 + Richard Siken

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Word up, its chapter Two.

Part 1

Au redesigns Haha they suck

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taylor swift is a 9-1-1 fan and she showed us with her songs down bad and guilty as sin which are about evan buckley and eddie diaz, respectively

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9-1-1 otherwise known as THE GAY FIREFIGHTER SHOW

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like this is the face of someone who’s entire life just opened wide into a thousand shining possibilities. he can’t believe he just kissed a boy and that he’s allowed to kiss boys and his heart is pounding and he wants more. and im so fucking happy I could cry.

gif from @eddiediaaz

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just obsessed with everything about this

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shourtney x “ii most wanted” by beyoncé

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