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[emery-writes]

Just had to take a depression screening test, bc checkups and i.

That. But. Bruce makes all of his kids do it, but he doesnt give them the paper to fill out, no.

He wants to be stealthy about it, okay? They cant know hes worried about their mental health

So, what he does is he'll randomly ask them questions like, "...has ur appetite been okay?" And, "...hows been your sleep schedule?" Ya know, just the questions on the paper. He'll sprinkle them throughout the day, trying to catch them off guard.

Dick, jason, and tim are all used to this. Granted, i think hed start doing it after jasons death. So, the entire time tim was working with him, maybe?

Either way, those three are aware of what its for, and they dont see a reason to lie.

They have to warn damian, and tell him not to lie, because bruce will know, and he will get all sad-disappointment, because "why dont my kids trust me? :("

Eventually he starts doing it to duke, steph, babs, etc. The kids he hasnt officially adopted.

Dick has to scramble to let them know that, yes, its a depression/anxiety screening test. No, u cant lie. No, dont ask for a paper/digital copy to fill out. Yes, bruce just wants to make sure youre all okay.

I can imagine how awkward itd be too, for some of the questions.

Just like.

Bruce: ...do u wanna...hurt.

Because bruce has no idea how to frame it. At all.

His kids all laugh behind his back.

Its amazing

[emery-writes]

i love ace jason ;-;

Ive always imagined him as asexual, i think its a great headcanon! (Personally, i love the idea of one of his siblings, take ur pick, calling him Ace Jace, too.)

(Edit: i wrote. "Its a great head" i had to fix it 😭)

[emery-writes]

asexual jason todd except he doesnt realize it.

like. at all.

dick knows. tim knows. duke knows. steph knows. obviously cass and babs know. hell, even damian and bruce know.

everyone just...assumes its common knowledge. the only issue is that jason doesnt know.

this idea has been plaguing me. 

Jason: barbie, ya think id get some if i made a tinder? Babs, snorting: obviously. not tht you want that, tho

and jason just..takes it as a threat. like..he thinks babs doesnt want him to have sex or something, which he chalks up to her being his older sister, ya know?

but then things like that start happening more.

jason: hey, dickhead, hes pretty hot. seems like your type.

dick: like you’d know anything about that.

and jasons confused because, yeah, okay, maybe he hasnt gotten out with a lot of people, both before and after his death, but really?

tim: listen, okay, ik better then to ask abt anything relating to sex-

jason: ew

tim: -with you, but do you know any good places for dates that, you know, dont give the impression that you wanna fuck?

and then jason just starts listing places. because of course he knows.

hes well aware that if youre going on a date with someone, but u dont wanna have sex with them, you have to make sure the dates exhausting. so...carnivals, hikes, things like that.

tim thanks him and leaves and thats that.

maybe damian makes an offhanded comment about how jasons the only tolerable one in the family, since he’s not a sexual person. doesnt fawn after any women or men.

and, of course, jason takes offense, at first. he assumes the others will laugh, but no. 

no, everyone just kinda ignores it, besides steph, who leans over to jason and whispers something like, “we all think he’s gonna be asexual like you.”

and jason just. blue screens. 

because

wtf. why did they all think he was ace?

so, he leaves earlier than expected to go sit in his safehouse, contemplating his life. whilst doing so, he has that realization of “oh shit. i dont wanna have sex” 

he copes with that realization by thinking that at least now hed have a better reason as to why hes still a virgin

idk. just. jason seems like hed be oblivious while everyone else just knows.