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Please vote!!! I will love you forever!

if you like lego + jumping spiders, you should vote on this user created lego product idea! if it gets 10k votes it has the chance to become a real set 🕷️🕷️🕷️

VOTE NOW!!!

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If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

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pink in the night

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bored? try estrogen today

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THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!!!

LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE!

The first of the Diplocentrus spitzeri finally molted! I got them on December 8th, and they were with the breeder for a few months, so they've spent almost a year at 2i!

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showing my friends the new crane wives album but the fun fact is i am not normal about every single song in the album

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my mom texted me a recipe she found in a facebook group and i was really excited to try it but it ended up being ai and also had a tinyurl at the bottom that leads to a scam website :(

WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO MAKE GOLDENROD SYRUP

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This month for the Creature Club I drew Amazon River animals. Fish, snakes, otters, turtles, weird birds, and more! See the full collection here.

I'm hosting a little giveaway to celebrate my shop reopening!

⭐ Follow me (@feather-bone) and reblog this post to enter.

⭐ I'll draw one random winner on Friday, Sept. 6th to receive a free creature club package (postcard and mystery creature stickers) in the mail, shipped worldwide. :-)

If you're on Instagram, I'm hosting another giveaway there!

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Help whenever me & my girlfriend are disagreeing about a piece of media she brainwashes me by gently caressing my face, gives me the most soft & gentle kiss on the lips & calls me good girl, which magicly makes me agree with her for some reason. How do I break out of this spell???

i’m confused what’s the issue here?

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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

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i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

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often i am saying this

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jesus fucking christ you're obnoxious, my friend told me you'd be a good person to troll but you're just so goddamn pretentious & preachy it makes my genuinely aggravated be around you. Have you ever gotten off your soap box & learned to just relax & have fun? I mean my God every post with you is just complaint, after complaint, after complaint, just live a little for once in your life. At some point you're going to call someone racist because they like traditional European yodling. Also no way you're 33 you look way to young. Either that or my genetics fucked me over, wouldn't be surprised, not the first time. Started balding at 25 idk what happened.

damn it sounds like your life sucks. hope it gets better!

here’s some photos of me lesbian soap wrestling at a bar two nights ago

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I GOT TO TAG A MONARCH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks