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that’s it, that’s the post

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off topic (hello, im still alive)

my favorite streamer is deadass older then nico and that doesn’t sit right with me. like it’s not a huge difference but it’s confusing to me :/ like there’s no fucking way

slimecicle : 26 nico : 25

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i have absolutely no fucking words for this

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happy halloween 🎃

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so what im seeing is… ARBER IS FUCKING HUGE

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holy shit i think i just busted

willy with his babies

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boy howdy 🫣 im looking respectfully

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im dead and buried

AND FUCKING BRICKED UH HELLO !?

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when did i have other hobbies ?

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kirby dach | boyfriend headcanons

☆ includes slightly mature themes

☆ note -> continuing the series slowly, i’ve been burnt out

boyfriend kirby who lifts you onto the counter when you need something, or grabs it for you

boyfriend kirby who’s hugs are the best in the entire world

boyfriend kirby who hogs the blanket when you sleep

boyfriend kirby who gives you piggy back rides when ever you ask

boyfriend kirby who hold the umbrella for you

boyfriend kirby who pickes you up when there’s puddles on the ground

boyfriend kirby who eats all the things off your plate that you don’t like

boyfriend kirby who likes to hold you against the wall when fucking you

boyfriend kirby who lets you stand on his feet to kiss or hug him

boyfriend kirby who gets on his knees to be the same height as you when you don’t want to look up at him anymore

boyfriend kirby who is gentle when fucking you, always

boyfriend kirby who takes you fishing and tries to teach you

boyfriend kirby who splashes you in the water

boyfriend kirby who jokes about skinny dipping every once and a while

boyfriend kirby who encourages you to befriend his teammates and their girlfriends or wives

boyfriend kirby who slaps your ass lovingly

boyfriend kirby who tickles you out of nowhere

boyfriend kirby who loves to give you hickeys to match his scratches

boyfriend kirby who has a ring waiting in his pocket for you

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i love you, i’m sorry | SAR au

☆ cole and kirby are away for preseason, and y/n has an unexpected anxiety attack

☆ note -> im projecting, had an anxiety attack so i wrote about it. thought, hey i could use this for content, so i did. if you struggle with this, you’re not alone, you are seen, i love you all, we will get through it <3

☆ warning -> undiagnosed anxiety, lowkey angsty, comfort kinda ? be advised <3

never seeking proper care for her anxiety was the worst mistake y/n ever made. it came and went for a few months, and she believed it was a small issue that would eventually resolve itself. that was until she was sobbing and shaking uncontrollably in bed while cole, and kirby were away for one of their preseason games, and all she could do was hope and pray they would answer her calls.

the phone line rang continuously, each time the call went to voicemail she dialed one of their numbers again, desperate to reach them.

"please pick up, please."

y/n had never felt so hopeless in her life, no one was coming to her rescue this time as sobs racked through her body, screaming at the universe to give her just a minute with one of her boys.

the last call went to voicemail, causing y/n to break down and throw her phone across the room, letting it hit the floor, not caring if it had been broken. her body slumped over on the bed, shoving her face into the covers that still smelled like her boys, crying, and babbling about her unfair life.

"why is this happening to me? please just pick up the phone damn it!"

the anxiety attacks never had a cause, or reason, only rarely happening on a late night, when y/n was desperate for sleep. most of the time it was normal, a little bit of nerves when in crowds, or having to speak infront of a group of people, but this was entirely different. she felt like her life was falling apart, and she had no meaning to life. her heart was pounding, her head throbbing, her tears spilling out with no sign of stopping, she was hopeless.

that was until her phone rang, making her jump. and crawl off of the bed to find her discarded phone. it was lit up with cole's name, making her heart swell and more tears to run down her face. she quickly swiped to answer, putting the phone up to her ear.

"cole, baby, please talk to me."

her voice was hoarse, and every few seconds she would sniffle, causing her to wipe her nose with her sleeve, which just so happened to belong to one of kirby's hoodies.

y/n's anxiety wasn't news to the boys. she had casually told them about her issues with it when they first got together and they promised to always help her out when they could because they didn't want to see their girl struggling, but it was difficult, for obvious reasons.

cole understood immediately what she needed, putting her on speaker and setting his phone on the desk in their hotel room, signaling kirby to come closer and join.

"y/n, you're ok, you're safe, we love you. don't worry your pretty little head about anything ok? kirby and i are almost home, just a few more hours and we will be right there with you, i promise. there's nothing to be afraid of, your mind is playing tricks on you, trying to hold you back, ok? you tell those voices and your heart that you are stronger than that, and you won't let them control you any longer."

y/n continued to cry, listening to cole speak to her, trying to remember his instructions, letting herself envision she was there with them, and he was holding her through his speech. she could hear the boys whispering; their hushed conversation was cut short when kirby started to speak.

"baby, i know this is hard for you, i wish i could be there and help you through this like we always do, but i need you to be strong, ok? i need you to be our brave girl and fight this as hard as you can. we will stay right here on the phone with you as long as you need, ok? we love you, i love you."

y/n started to nod, telling herself to calm down and breath, it would all be over soon, all she needed was to talk to the boys a little longer and eventually she would forget anything was ever wrong.

she got back on the bed and laid down, pulling the covers over her body, closing her eyes and listening to the boys on the phone before she spoke to them.

"i would like it if you stayed on the phone until i fall asleep. im going to try again, just keeping talking to me or each other and i'll get over it soon. i love you, i’m sorry."

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eek !

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give me one chance, please

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he’s so pretty !! <3

stole from @mirrorballmcgroarty

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my pookie <3

Then&Now || Cole Caufield

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some assembly required | au masterlist

☆ a universe where y/n falls for her short king and his tall companion ( cole caufield x reader x kirby dach )

☆ this is an interactive au -> feel free to send requests and thoughts

☆ fics

⤷ i love you, i’m sorry

☆ au asks

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no literally like i’m gnawing at my enclosure he’s so yummy

STOP IT IM GONNA THROW UP

IM HONESTLY GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SEES THE VISION !!! HES SO YUMMY