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elvenpathed · 3 days ago
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The Haunting of Hill Housd truly fucks my shit up every single time I watch it. It never misses.
I’ll never get over Victoria’s portrayal Nellie and, curse him for this, Oliver’s portrayal of Luke. My heart will never heal.
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ANDREW GARFIELD The Graham Norton Show (Dec 20, 2024)
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elvenpathed · 7 days ago
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Calm After The Storm
Summary: Tyler Owens x Fe!Reader -> Tyler checks in on you after a tough tornado.
Disclaimer: Mostly fluff, little angst, Tyler dries Reader's hair, love confessions, kisses. Not Proof Read.
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Even after two separate showers, silence, blasted music, and two hours spent alone trying to comprehend everything that had just happened, your ears were still ringing. 
Nobody had seen it coming. 
An EF-5 had hit the town out of nowhere. All the data had shown it being an EF-2 at the most, then the wind just seemed to keep building and building until it had destroyed everything and everyone in its path. 
Thankfully, the motel you and the other wranglers had been staying at was just outside of the town, so where you’d spent the night was okay. But for others…their homes had been torn from the ground completely. 
You, Tyler and the others had stuck around for as long as you could until Tyler called it a day. There was a huge Costco two towns over. You’d all go there in the morning and resupply before coming back. Until then, you all needed time to recover. 
Tyler had kept his eye on you. From the minute the tornado had started to grow, he saw the fear in your eyes. You managed to keep it together for everyone else. You always seemed to have that superpower. Put on a front for everyone else because if you panicked, then it would only make them worse. But not with him. 
From day one he’d seen right through it. 
In all honesty, he’d been there himself. Before he started bull riding professionally, he built up that same strength. “You don’t face your fears, you ride ‘em.” That’s what he told people when they asked if he was scared. 
He’d be stupid if he wasn’t scared. But that didn’t mean he had to hide from the things that scared him. 
And you definitely didn’t hide. 
Not at first, at least. He could already hear the excuse you’d give the others. You were tired, you had to update the rest of the data, you wanted to get a headstart, you’d fallen asleep and forgot to set an alarm. Whatever you told the team, they’d believe you. It was all plausible. And you would eventually get around to processing all the data by the next day. 
But Tyler saw the truth. You had a tendency to keep a distance from the rest of the team after a hard chase. And part of him didn’t blame you. He’d done the same once or twice over the years, just needing a little space for a while. 
But this wasn’t the time to be left alone. You needed someone. Whether you wanted to talk about it or not, you needed someone. At least to share a breathing space. 
So, after three hours of giving you space, hearing your shower switch on and off next door at least three times, he grabbed a spare shirt and knocked on your door. You didn’t come to the door. He heard your voice, but it was barely audible through the door. 
He waited a minute before trying the handle. The door clicked open right away and he popped his head inside. You were sitting by the wooden vanity on the opposite side of the room. You were dressed in some fresh clothes, but between the lack of heating in your room and your freshly washed hair, Tyler could see the goosebumps across your skin. 
“Hey, mind if I come in?”
You shook your head lightly before looking at your hands. “No, come on in.”
He nodded and entered before closing the door behind him. “You don’t have to say anything. We don’t have to speak.” He gripped the shirt in his hands a little tighter as he made his way over to you, his eyes going from the floor and up to you in the mirror. “But I don’t want you to be alone.”
“Okay.” 
Again, your voice was quiet. Tyler could see the mask falling and shattering on the floor right in front of him. 
You didn’t continue speaking, so Tyler took the lead. “I brought you one of my jackets. They’re a little thicker so…”
He watched you for a minute. You didn’t move until he got to the very back of you. “Come here.”
Taking your hand and helping you stand, Tyler gave you a brief smile. He shook his jacket open before holding it out for you. You turned around and he helped glide it up your arms and over your shoulders. 
Carefully, he untucked your hair as you turned around before he buttoned it up. 
“Thanks,” you said, quietly. 
Tyler smiled. “Looks better on you than me, anyway.” 
He fixed the collar, your eyes finally meeting his green ones. Then his thumb brushed at the ends of your hair. 
“You got a hairdryer?”
You were a little confused. “Yeah, but I can let it air-dry.” you let out a small laugh. “Don’t think I’ve got the energy to hold one up right now.”
Tyler shook his head. “You’ll catch a cold. Here, sit down.”
“Tyler, you don’t-”
“It’s a hairdryer. I think I know how to work one.”
“That’s not what I was going to say.”
Tyler smiled and nodded his head. “I know. But I’m not having you get sick on me now, Sweetheart. Sit down.”
You did as he said and watched as he moved across to your bathroom and found the hairdryer in a cupboard under the sink. You watched as he unravelled the cord, rounded you and crouched by your side to plug it in. 
“Heat protectant?”
You went to reach for it, but Tyler beat you to it. “Just relax.”
You smiled. And so did he. 
Laying the dryer on the desk for a moment, he sprayed the protectant across your hair, as well as under before running a brush through your hair to get rid of the knots. Each time he hit one, he’d grab a small fistfull of hair before holding it loose against your scalp to avoid pulling on your hair too much. 
Then he started the hairdryer. 
Running your hair through his hands as he did so, you felt yourself leaning into his touch and slowly falling asleep in your seat. Maybe you’d start asking him to do it more often. 
Eventually the hair dryer stopped and Tyler picked the brush up again and where you’d still find knots when you’ve brushed it, Tyler found none. The brush ran smoothly through your hair. 
“There.”
Tyler placed the brush down before sitting on the bench beside you, his back to the mirror. “Thank you. You know, you might have missed your calling as a hairdresser.”
He chuckled. “Thanks.” Then he looked at you. “How are you feeling?”
You sighed a little, “I don’t know. I didn’t even see it coming.”
“None of us did.” 
“I can’t even bring myself to look at the data,” you admitted to him. “I can’t step outside because I feel like the minute I do, everyone is gonna realise it was my fault. That’s if they haven’t realised it already. I missed something.”
Tyler shook his head and took hold of your hand. “It’s not your fault. Y/n, none of us saw that coming. And you didn’t miss anything. We all saw those numbers and we all took the chance. This job is only part science. The rest is part religion. Faith. Chance. Whatever you want to call it. We can rely on the data but sometimes Mother Nature decides to throw us a curveball.”
Tyler placed his hand against your cheek and tilted your head to look at him. “Nobody saw that coming today. And none of this is your fault.”
“Tyler, I was so scared. I thought…”
He nodded, his heart breaking as he saw the tears in your eyes and the shake in your voice. Pulling you into his shoulder, he wrapped his arms around you and just held you. One of his hands held the back of your head, smoothing your hair down. 
“We’re not going anywhere. You won’t lose us. You won’t lose me.”
Your fingertips dug into him a little harder at his last statement before your arms came up his body and you hugged him around his shoulders and neck. 
“I promise.” In his promise, he held you a little tighter, too. 
Less than six hours ago, a moment flashed across his mind as he went from looking at you across from the field to the building tornado. If neither of you ran fast enough, someone would have been lost in the tornado. 
“Sweetheart…” Tyler’s voice whispered softly as he moved his head back a little to look at you.
When you finally did look at him, he wiped the tears from your eyes and tried the already fallen ones from your cheek. “I promise.”
With his eyes on you, you saw the truth in his eyes. You both knew the dangers that came with your jobs, but he meant it. He meant his promise. So you nodded. 
You believed him whole-heartedly. 
And he nodded back, brushing the hair from your face before cupping your cheek once more and pressing a light kiss to your other. 
But as he pulled back, an idea flashed across his mind and it seemed to flash across yours, too. Because half a second later, his lips were pressing a light kiss to your own. Your hand gripped to his shirt a little tighter as you made a small noise with your mouth as he went to pull away. 
You weren’t ready to stop the kiss, because once you did, you didn’t know where you and Tyler would be. 
So, with you still in his hug, he held you tighter as he kissed you. By the time you’d both broken the kiss, you could still feel his kiss on your lips and his arms around you. 
You’d left an imprint on each other to last a lifetime. 
“We should get some sleep.” Tyler told you as his thumb traced your temple. 
“Stay with me?”
Tyler nodded before resting his forehead against yours. “Always.”
“Good.”
He leaned forward and peppered a soft kiss to your lips before standing, and bringing you with him. He helped you into bed first before switching off your bedside lamp, leaving his side on. Finally, rounding the bed, you heard the buckle of his belt before the fabric of his jeans fell down his legs, leaving him in his t-shirt and boxers. Leaving his jeans folded over the back of a chair, he climbed into bed beside you before pulling you into his side and switching the final lamp off. 
As you took a deep breath in, your senses were filled with Tyler and Tyler alone. From his shirt that you were wearing, to the man himself who held you in his arms, you finally realised something. 
The ringing had stopped in your ears and it had as much from the moment Tyler’s voice had rang through your room. 
With his arms around you, you nuzzled into his side finally letting your eyes close and letting yourself relax under his touch as his lips pressed a kiss to your head. “Sweetheart?”
“Hm?”
Tyler hesitated for a moment before speaking, hoping you were still awake enough to hear him. “I love you.”
In the silence, you shuffled around a little until you were looking at him. You had a thousand questions, but they could go unanswered for now, because despite the questions, you already had your answer. 
“I love you, too.”
With his gaze on you, you felt your cheeks heat. You were glad the room was shrouded in darkness, but with his hand that came to hold your face, you were sure even if he couldn’t see it, he could definitely feel your blush. 
His thumb brushed across your cheek for a moment before he pulled you up by his bicep and held you against his body as he kissed you once again. It peppered out, until eventually you rested your head against his chest, hearing his quickened but steady heartbeat. 
That was how you fell asleep, and he kept his promise. Because when you woke up, you were still in his arms, his fingers flexing across your hip when you readjusted yourself at his side. 
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elvenpathed · 7 days ago
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Ok hear me out. I just saw your 60 Meet Cutes list and, I know you already technically kind of wrote a fic about Bob being high off his meds after a training exercise puts him in the hospital. But I saw #5) A is a doctor/nurse treating B for an injury, but B won't stop flirting, and all I can think of is Bobby high of his rocker following an injury/surgery after a training exercise gone wrong and all he keeps doing is flirt with his doctor. And the dagger squad was visiting him post-surgery and they’re all cackling from the normally quiet Bob rizzing up his doctor. And then maybe that’s how he meets his wife 😂
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Working at the Naval Medical Center meant several things.
One, there would always be patients. Whether it was the soldiers themselves or their family. Primary care, immediate care, your workplace did it all.
Second, no injury was too abnormal. A patient’s needs could range from needing a sling due to falling in the middle of bootcamp to delivering a baby.
Third and most importantly, don’t fall for a patient. The chances of them being married were high, plus it made things complicated.
You were doing a great job at following all three. Until today.
Lieutenant Commander Robert Floyd was a WSO for the Navy. He and his pilot had to eject from their jet during training due to a bird strike. While he got out of the jet okay, it was the landing that got him. His left arm was definitely sprained and he had a fractured rib. Combined with all the bruising that littered his left side, needless to say he was in a lot of pain. Thankfully, he didn’t need surgery, but he did need quite the cocktail of pain medication.
No amount of bruising could hide his handsome face. It was the first thing you noticed when you walked into his room. His long lashes fanned his face. Faded freckles scattered across his face and neck, like constellations. You had seen him before, visiting other pilots and checking in on their family members. Even spoke to him a few times when he asked how they were doing. But never anything in depth.
When he was first brought in, he was barely conscious. You had explained to him what was happening, that they were putting him under to do a full body inspection. He had looked up at you with those big blue eyes and God, he was just so cute. You could admire how cute a patient was, nothing wrong with that, right?
At the sound of the door opening, his eyelids fluttered open, revealing eyes bluer than sapphires.
“Hi Mr. Floyd. Are you doing alright?” Your voice was lithe and gentle, he was still waking up after all. He mumbled something in response.
“What was that Mr. Floyd?” Moving closer, you hoped you could hear him better. It totally wasn’t to admire how cute he was. No, not at all.
“’m Bob,” His words were slow, but clearer, “Mr. Floyd’s my dad.”
“Bob it is,” you couldn’t help but giggle, “I’m just checking in on you, see if the medication is working. I’m going to help you sit up, alright?”
Bob nodded, his eyes never leaving your face. Placing your chart down on the nightstand, you gingerly helped him sit up, just enough to do your job.
“This is an important day f’me,” there was a slight twang, complimenting the richness of his voice.
“Oh really now?” Already, you were creating a list of possibilities; birthday, partner’s birthday, anniversary-
“Yeah. Not every day you���re touched by an angel,” a soft, droopy smile graced his face as he looked up at you.
Oh.
It was far from the first time a patient had flirted with you. But it was the first time it had sent a warm rush throughout your body.
“That’s um, very kind of you Mr. Floyd-”
“Bob,” he corrected.
“That’s very kind of you Bob. But I’m no angel. I’m actually about to do some things that may hurt,” you warned.
Bob was quite coherent while you checked his vitals. He answered all your questions with great ease, even had some questions for you. It felt more like a first date than checking a patient-
No, you couldn't think like that.
“Alright Bob, it's time to check your injuries. Let me know if any of the places I touch cause me pain,” you warned.
His brows furrowed in concern, “But I…I haven't taken you out to dinner yet.”
Holy shit, he was darling.
You began at his shoulders. He watched your nimble fingers move about. “You don’t have a ring,” he stated. Probably should have asked that before referencing taking you on a date but again. Meds.
“Um no, I don’t.” Usually pain medication would cause some patients to be blunt, to make odd statements. Usually, you could ignore it and continue on with your responsibilities.
“Well that’s stupid. How has someone not married you yet?” Just ignore him, just keep working.
“Well,” you laughed nervously, “That is a whole can of worms that I doubt you want open. Does it hurt here Bob?”
“No. But how has someone not married you yet? You’re so sweet and smart and patient, also funny too. I still laugh when I think about how you told Jake to sit down and shut up a few months ago. What am I not getting?”
“Well,” you sighed, “For starters, I work long and unusual hours.”
“So do I,” He replied. His body was deceivingly muscular, smooth and firm. Not even a hospital gown could hide it and holy crap, that was so inappropriate.
“So as a result, not a lot of people see me as dateable. I also just moved to the area less than a year ago and it’s been hard finding people,” you confessed, trying to swallow the bitter pill as you moved to his arms. It was easier since you had his huge biceps to focus on.
“Well, those people are stupid. If you care about someone, you’d make it work.”
“I wish more people thought like that. How is it here? Any pain?” You slightly dug your fingers into his sides, watching his face for any reaction. Bob Floyd either had a high pain tolerance or he was high as balls. You guessed it was the latter, given how he could barely shake his head.
“Is there any part of your body that’s in pain Bob?” You asked, fighting the urge to push back the strands of sandy brown hair that had fallen over his forehead. Bob nodded and grabbed your hand. He placed it over his heart.
“Your-your heart?” Panic rose in your voice, if he was experiencing pain in his chest, that meant you needed to alert the cardiologist and the-
“Doesn’t so much as hurt. Just starts beating real fast whenever I see you. I also forget how to breathe when I see ya too, but I know that’s due to your beauty,” He explained, giving your hand a gentle squeeze.
Without breaking eye contact, he brought your hand up to his mouth and kissed your wrist. His lips were soft and warm. You were a goner. Yes, it was all slightly cheesy and it totally worked. You prayed he couldn’t tell that you were flustered, that your body felt warm all over, that butterflies were exploding in your stomach.
“Since when the fuck do you have game Bobby?” You were thankful for the voice that interrupted. Turning around, you saw a group of pilots standing at the doorway, holding cards and flowers.
“Um, are you friends of Lieutenant Floyd?” Even your voice was shaky, the professional composure that always got you compliments in med school now completely gone.
“We’re friends, and I apologize for my coworker’s outburst,” You recognized the mustached pilot, having seen him a few months ago when his wife delivered their first child. Lieutenant Bradshaw.
“Oh please, I know you’re just as shocked as I am to see Bob finally making a move on the woman he’s been crushing on for months,” The blonde pilot retorted, completely oblivious to the glares he was receiving from the other pilots.
“I said I was waiting for the right time!” Bob hadn’t let go of your hand, “I know it should have been sooner. I’m sorry.”
“Um, Lieutenant Floyd isn’t ready for visitors yet. Could you please move to the waiting area?” Letting go of Bob’s hand caused him to form an adorable pout with his pink lips.
Once the group has gotten out of your hair, you look around the room, frazzled. Grabbing his chart, you began checking things off.
“Alright, minimal pain though we’ll check again later when your medication has worn off. Heart rate is normal, as is your blood pressure and-”
“I'm sorry,” looking up, there was Bob with a concerned expression written all over his face.
“Oh Mr. Floyd, you're fine. I know you're on a lot of different medications and that causes people to act-”
“I shouldn't have waited so long to talk to you. Was just so nervous because you're so beautiful and kind.”
Good lord, this man was going to be the death of you. The fact he was so sweet, so endearing when he said all these things. It didn't feel sleazy, it felt genuine.
But it couldn't be that. It was due to the medicine. So you'd just have to play along.
“Don't worry about it Bob. There's always tomorrow. Or, in your case, three days after tomorrow.” The comment got a laugh out of Bob, revealing a melodic giggle.
“You mean it? I can ask you out after I rest?” His eyes were now full of hope and excitement.
Nodding, you decided to not add if you remember it. Once the pain medication had worn off, Bob wouldn't remember a thing.
But his friends mentioned a crush that had been developing long before today.
Maybe…..
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“I am so sorry.”
You stopped dead in your tracks, surprised to find Bob sitting up in the hospital bed, face redder than a tomato.
“Um, good morning Bob! How are we feeling today?” You walked over to the bed, looking at his vitals.
“Mortified. The way I acted towards you yesterday was so…..God, I'm so embarrassed,” he buried his face into his hands, “If I've- scratch that, I know I offended you yesterday. I made you so uncomfortable and I'm so sorry.”
You thought about his friends’ words, what they said when you came out of the room.
“Yeah, he’s usually not that….bold. But honestly, good for him, he’s been pining after you for months.”
“Without all those meds, he’s still sweet. Just not as talkative.”
Bob continued to ramble, failing to notice how you were using the clipboard to hide a huge grin, “My momma would be so ashamed of me right now. My sisters would be smacking me upside the head. You’re a doctor and a darn good one at that and I just acted like such a…..why are you smiling?”
“Because I think you’re cute. Like super, incredibly cute. I've thought that ever since I saw you here four months ago to check on Lieutenant Garcia.” Your confession made Bob's eyes widen.
“And I was hoping that after you’ve had your three days of mandated rest, maybe we could go out to dinner?” You paused, “Now that I think about it, we should wait four to five days. I’d feel really bad if I caused a patient to reinjure himself.”
A slightly crooked and small smile appeared on Bob’s face, “Do you like Italian food?”
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elvenpathed · 8 days ago
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cutie patootie (◠ ▽ ◠) 
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elvenpathed · 9 days ago
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So lately it’s been tough and I’ve accumulated a strong backlog of copies to grade.
Christmas break is around the corner and I now have to grade them before I let the kids go on their break, but it’s taking a loooooong time.
The way I’m giddy about finding a pack of copies that I “pre graded” and only needed to put in the system…
God Bless Punch Coco (in moderation)
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elvenpathed · 9 days ago
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i don’t care if sentry is a destroyer of worlds. he is also my little princess
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elvenpathed · 11 days ago
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Praying for Mayotte today
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elvenpathed · 12 days ago
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So my new Prime Minister slapped a kid my age 20 some years ago on television?
Alrighty then.
Cool cool cool.
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elvenpathed · 12 days ago
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It’s like Glen telepathically knew that I had an absolutely shitty day and BOOM
He dropped that puppy magic on my feed
A true blessing. Look at that little face. Look at that little paw.
THE CUTE WINTER NOSE I WANNA BOOP IT I WANNA KISS IT I WANNA STEAL IT AND BOOP IT BACK ON.
I wanted to drop a “Like Father Like Son” but I have such a shitty internet connection I can’t look for shit. Y’all reblog with your best contender.
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elvenpathed · 14 days ago
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My biggest flex? Being able to use chopsticks with my left hand while being right-handed
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elvenpathed · 14 days ago
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lewis as rocco and emanuela postacchini as marina in riff raff (source)
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elvenpathed · 15 days ago
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Look at me being a health queen eating roasted green beans with mushrooms and like, only 12 French fries (yes, I counted them)
Y’all best believe tomorrow I’m filling my belly up at the chicken spot 🤤
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elvenpathed · 15 days ago
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HOLY SHIT IT’S HERE
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And it’s so good?! I can’t fucking wait. June (July?) 2025 won’t come fast enough.
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elvenpathed · 15 days ago
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So much Andrew content, so little tiiiiiiime
I’m not doing okay, he’s ✨overwhelming✨
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(An accurate representation of me panicking over how the hell I’m going to keep up)
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