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I don't think you can use 'the slender man of spiders' and 'harmless' in the same sentence. 

They’ve got, like… these little brown circle bodies? But then they have REALLY long legs. Like they’re the slender man of spiders, just harmless.

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Unless they're poisonous. And come after me in my sleep.

What a stupid thing to be afraid of. They’re literally the size of your fingertip — you could do more harm to them, then they could to you.

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I've never seen one of those, thankfully, and I don't think I ever want to.

Haha, I wouldn’t go that far! But they do give me the heebie-jeebies. Especially daddy long legs.

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Right?! It's awful, thanks.

That’s the worst. Oh boy, I’m cringing for you.

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Would you?

D’you want me to do a sweep of your room?

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They're awful. They make me want to burn my bedding. And my room, to be honest.

I understand, I understand, that is terrifying. I’m not big on spiders. They must be avoided at all costs. 

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I can't go back into my room because there was a spider in there earlier and all I can see is it crawling all over my bed. What if it has friends?

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Two votes have to count for something.

I’d also like to vote that who ever it was to turn it down a bit. I’ve had the one song stuck in my head all day because of them.

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I didn't say that, I think she's great. Just... not at 4 in the morning.

Not a fan?

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It's awful. When is nap time?

Four hours of sleep? That’s no good.

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I think she's great, I just need sleep.

Taylor Swift is so overrated.

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Can whoever was blasting Taylor Swift's new album last night keep it down tonight? I cannot run on 4 hours of sleep again tomorrow.

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When you're a kid you don't realize how fast time goes. It's kind of freaky being aware of it now.

Sad but true.

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And after that? Bam. December. 

Let me have Thanksgiving first.

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You should fix that! Take a little break!

I know, right? I’ve been busy with homework, I feel I haven’t had any fun.

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I can't even think about New Years. I still screw up and write the date as 2013 from time to time. I'm nowhere near ready for 2015.

You feel that too? And soon it’ll be thanksgiving and in no time, Christmas and New Years. Time flies.

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That's sad.

Because that’s the way life works.