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[elonmuscovado]

always sad how much chinese food has to advertise itself as no msg because of basically a racist misinformation campaign. bring back the msg i unironically want it. i want it to taste good. i would go to a place that proudly advertised its use of msg no fucking problem

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"terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them" and "euthanasia can easily become eugenics" and "we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people" are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected

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this is on the michigan unemployment form

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watching mob psycho post tumblr sexyman polls was crazy because you go into it like Man guess this reigen guy must be pretty hot. and then you watch the first episode and all he does is fail and throw salt around and then thats also all he does for the entire series. and then you walk out of it like Wow that reigen guy was so hot

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im not gay but 20 blueberries is 20 blueberries

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If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

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SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

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New achievement unlocked!

Nuh uh!

Successfully parry a thought that may have caused you to spiral.

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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?