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I would totally share a pie with you! Pies are made to be shared, otherwise there'd be no point in slicing them. 

I'll arrange a meeting for the two of you. She might not agree if she has to fly here though. She can't deal with planes.

Yeah my list is probably just Daisy and you, assuming that you would actually share pie with me. But you seem like the kinda person who shares pies so. Ugh can I meet your mum? I think I would really like her.

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The list comes to a complete tally of; one. The one being you. Unless you count my mom, but she gives pie to everyone, so she doesn't qualify.

Is that a long list, or?

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Fantastic! I'll add you to my list of people who'll willingly share pie with me. 

Same, well it’s almost 1 so Daisy will probably bring a new one around soon. You’re welcome to come over and help me eat today’s pie? I’ll add you to my list people I’ve been in contact with and then I wont feel so rutty. It’s a win win.

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So long as they're different from day-to-day, I wouldn't consider it a rut. But, damn, now I'm craving pie.

Well they change from day to day, blueberry, raspberry, apple, pumpkin, pecan. Daisy is surprisingly good at pie making.

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Depends. What flavor is the pie?

I haven’t left the apartment in almost a week, the only contact I have with the outside world is when Daisy brings me a pie. Am I too young to be in a rut?

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I vote no to Lottie. She'd murder us. Literally. We need to do something that'd mess with someone of power. I'm thinking Marc?

Who isn’t our victim? We can go prank crazy on a world-wide scale… No I’m kidding, whoever we can get the best reaction out of. If we pranked someone like Lottie, her blog would be quite entertaining. 

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Depends. Whose our victim?

It is now. You up for it, Hamilton?

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Is that a challenge?

Pranks too mainstream for you? 

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Woo! Best trend ever!

You could start a new trend, get me one of those and i’ll wear it.

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Not exactly.

Of course you can, I shall prepare it for you.. So, are you pulling a prank on someone or something?

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We have like a mind connection...

I relate to this so much, you’re really speaking my mind here; starting to feel the psychic vibes. 

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Lovely. Can I pick it up later?

Well if you still want it, the costume is yours. 

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If the toasters turn against us we'll definitely be defenseless. I am nothing without a toasted pop tart.

That is a very realistic belief.. I think the toasters will join and we’ll be defenceless.

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I don't know if ruining a perfectly good costume will make me feel better but thanks...

You can mash and spoon the turtle costume if it makes you feel better.

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My true belief is that Apple software is in actuality a robotic takeover. I'm not even kidding...

Oh, so true! I’d be lost without the internet.. Even though I am sometimes fully incapable of technology.

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My masher and a spoon...

Hey! What do you have against potatoes?

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With Google at your fingertips, who needs connections?

I’m really proud of what you accomplished on this search, you must have major industry connections.