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gotta love the mics

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it's NO-vember. Don't ask me for shit

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🚪🧌👋DICK OR TREAT🍬🍫🍭 beat 👊my meat🥩 give me🫴 something sweet🍭 to eat👅👅🤪🫄! It’s been 3️⃣0️⃣ slutty, slutty days🗓️ of COCKTOBER🍂🎃🍆… get ready for the CLIMAX🥵😩🥴👅💦‼️❗❕!!! 🎃🎃🎃HOELOWEEN 🎃🩻is upon us! The 👻😏SPOOKIEST SLUTS😏👻 lurk the streets 🛣️🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️in their cuntiest🐟💅 COCKstumes🦸🤡🤠👗 What’s that over there🤨👀😲👉?❓❔🤔❔❓ A sexy SKANKenstein🧟‍♂️🧌🪡⚡? A knob-slobbing😛👅😛🍆 hobgoblin👺?😈?👺?😈? A one-eyed☝️👁️ one-horned☝️🦄 flying purple🟣🟣 PUSSY EATER😱🙀🦵👅🦵🥵😏🤪?❔‼️😱❕?❗😱❓‼️??❕??❗ They’re all going 🚪🏃‍♀️door🚪🏃‍♂️ to 🚪🏃‍♀️door🚪🏃 BEGGING🙏🥺🙇‍♂️ for tricks🤡, treats😵‍💫🥴, and everything in between😉💯!! So light 🕯️your 🎃🐓JACKOFF-o-lanterns🧴🫴🎃🥵💦, it’s gonna be a long night🧛‍♂️😏👯‍♂️🍆💦💦👉👌😩🧜‍♀️💦👯‍♀️🫣🏏🍑💦🐖💦💦👯😈🧙‍♂️💦🕺🥵💦💦🥴🧚‍♂️🎃💦💦💦💦💦!‼️❕❗!! Send this to 1️⃣3️⃣ 🐺🦑🐉🧌MONSTER-FUCKER👉👌 MAMIS🐺🦑🐉🧌 to wish🪄 them a night of 🕳️🕳️🕳️HOLE-HAUNTING 🥴😩👻⚰️🪦 halloWEENIES🌭🌭🌭. And don’t forget to check your candy🔎🍬🤔… my FAT COCK🍆🍆🍆 might be in there 😈🪵

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BTW THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ITS OK TO SPAM ME WITH BOOPS SO YOU CAN GET YOUR BADGES!!!!!! 😽

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Guys.

Guess what?

It’s officially…

HALLOWEEN!!!!

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Winnie the Pooh illustration by E.H. Shepard

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psa