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the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.

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just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him

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i love the ‘im a little shit’ heroes who act like they dont have a care in the world when faced with evil but for once i want a hero whos just, fucking tired. and doesnt hide it, ever, from anyone.

*cuts the line at applebees, visibly bleeding through their shirt, some lady gives them a disapproving look* “what? i fucking saved the world three times now i can be a bit of a meanie sometimes”

“(at bad guy) just shut the fuck up, already? ive heard this same story about seven times before you even got inspired by some 4chan post to be like this just, do something so i can legally beat you into fucking pulp, jesus”

“theyre building me a statue? sure. how nice. can they maybe invest some of that spare money into better cheaper education and psychologists so i dont have to fight the monsters this shit system keeps producing? call me when they do that, then *hangs up*”

“this is where you will meet your end, [heroes name]!” - the hero, monotonously: “ive been let down so many times please dont give me false hope”

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Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:

Send questions about yourself

Ask questions to/about your characters

Ask about your headcanons 

Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc) 

Ask about popular ships/headcanons

Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)

Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs

Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!

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Dick: Oh fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers.

Jason, crying: PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK

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Obligatory beach episode because it’s July now.

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Dick’s impact

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Slow night in Gotham.

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Detective Comics #696

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Batman’s first reaction to Robin’s uniform:

Priceless.

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Bruce, teaching Damian to drive: Ok, you’re speed driving, and Tim and Dick are in front of you, what do you hit?

Damian: Drake, obviously. I could never hurt Richard.

Bruce, tired and having been in this exact situation with 3 other children: *sigh* The brakes Dami, you hit the brakes.

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Local Man Didn’t Think He Could Be Any More Disappointed In Parental Figure. He Was Wrong. 

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introducing the new sport

basketball 2

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Post #2

Dick: wait. So do you believe in ghosts?

Tim: yeah I do

Tim (to Jason): I BELIEVE IN YOU

Jason: *flips Tim of and jumps out window*

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Dick [sits bolt upright in bed]: *gasps* Nightwing McQueen