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pirate who's worried mermaids are gonna fuck his girlfriends: me fear fish want me women

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Just a little further to the right and they'd see Groper's Bush in NZ :(

This map of Australian place names just gets funnier the more you read

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2015: New Zealand holds a vote to change their flag due to its similarity to Australia's, leading to the submission of the 'Lazer Kiwi' flag. Designer Lucy Gray said her inspiration was that "Australia has a lot of animals that can kill you, so New Zealand should get one too"

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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

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Today's Seal Is: La Cocaina

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Currently writing my submission on the *Garbage* that is the treaty principles bill and it's making me so angry that I have to keep getting up and walking around the room. The urge to start cussing out members of the ACT party is too strong and I have to keep this semi-professional UGH.

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and i don’t know. a ceasefire won’t be enough. it truly won’t fucking be enough for Gaza. what? israel withdraws and gets absolutely no consequences and we all have to pretend like Ghazawis still aren’t trapped in the borders of the city? that a fucking very substantial amount of israelis, just right fucking there, living on the other side celebrated and watched and enjoyed seeing the carnage and death? if they weren’t the ones running over children or targeting schools or sniping elderly women leaving church. they would happily see bibi replaced with someone just like him? and they get no sanctions? nothing?

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https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

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PSA

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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala