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OKAY IM SO SORRY IF IM MISTAKING U FOR SOMEONE ELSE

BUT

DID YOU EVER WRITE LIKE A SMALL FIC OF BLITZO DATING READER, BUT READEE QAS BASED OFF OF JESSICA RABBIT??

AGAIN SO SORRY IF I MISTAKEN U FOR SOMEONE ELSE 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

i’m breaking out of inactivity to say this HOW TF DO U REMEMBER THAT THAT WAS LEGIT 4 YEARS AGO 😭😭 this is dedication

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shout out to the girl who cried out “he’s so fine!” as floyd died during the trolls movie

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bakugou “wears a michael myers costume and looks menacingly at the trick-or-treaters in silence while he holds out the bowl of candy” katsuki

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the worst thing about watching the FNAF movie is that i have no friends who actually like FNAF so i have no one to infodump with about the literal completion of my childhood

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spoilers ahead kinda

okay so i just watched the FNAF movie and amazing plot amazing set design amazing acting blah blah why the FUCK did they make mike schmidt the finest man on earth

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so glad my man judd got more screen time in the new season😻😻😻 maybe now more ppl will make fics abt him🥰🥰

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*with tears in my eyes* where are all the trent lane imagines?

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what if i started writing judd birch fanfiction. what then.

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“You main Moira cause you can’t aim” no I main her cause she’s fucking hot get with the program

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against a mirror, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, prone bone, full nelson, outside, in the rooftop, in the train, on a plane, on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, in the car

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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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the scream i just scrumpt.

SANJI and ZEFF clip, One Piece Live Action, 2023

"it's called imagination, but yeah, i wouldn't expect you to understand"

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HELLO?? TAZ SKYLAR?? THE BRI’ISH ACCENT?? THE SANJI COOKBOOK RECIPE??

“i’ve got my eye on the blonde from table 8” 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

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ONE PIECE: INSIDE THE STORY | TAZ SKYLAR as SANJI

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A little bit of me dies everytime I see y’all hc Hobie as this mean toxic punk rockstar boyfriend. Like tell me where in the fucking flim was he rude once. He literally helped Miles despite barely know him, he’s friends with Pavitr they even have a handshake, he let Gwen crash in his universe because she was homeless. Also to the people who say he is stinky and wouldn’t take care of his hair. Y’all are so fucking annoying and clearly don’t know how black hair works, especially wicks or any form of locs. Like hobie is the most kind and caring person around. He definitely wouldn’t abuse you, lay hands on you or cheat on you. Also his whole “I don’t believe in labels or I don’t believe in consistency” was a quip, a fucking joke all spider variants make stupid quip’s underneath the mask😭. Stop making that his whole fucking personality and stop using that to undermine his punk values. It’s like with Pavitr’s “chai tea” joke y’all made it that kids whole personality trait 😭.

Maybe I’m reaching with this but a lot y’all’s hc are starting to be Anti-black

To the next person who hcs him as toxic mean person I’m in your walls and I’m stealing your favorite things.

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finding out hobie lives in a fucking CANAL BOAT has destroyed me cuz that is?? the most random yet so completely in-character thing about hobie like wtaf 😭 of COURSE he lives in a fucking boat why would he not

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he’s 17 in the comics, the directors said he was only 19-20 in the concept of the movie but the artbook says he’s MUCH older than miles who is 15, his existence was created purely to fuck with us and i respect that

Me seeing everyone fight abt Hobies age knowing he doesn’t believe in consistency: