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When white boy thinks he can dance.

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Thought you all would appreciate this pun. My brother may not be able to sing, but he still moves people.

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I'm making a few changes in my life. It scares the hell out of me and yet I know it's the right step. Little by little I'm leaving the path that's traveled by so many for one that is so narrow and unused in today's world that it is almost unrecognizable, but with God as my guide I know I will make it.

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My roommate as the Viking win the NFC North Championship game against the Packers.

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every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Wait, you bring your phone in the shower?

I want to start a business that sells shampoo and body wash with a sticker on the back that has the ingredients and whatnot along with a tab that says “pull here in case of forgotten phone.” that reveals another sticker with an interesting article.

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85. Normality.

Sunrise or sunset?

Are you mentally ill?

Are you physically ill?

What is the most expensive thing you have bought?

Do you have a job?

Are you in school?

Are you a dropout?

Are you in college?

Introvert or extrovert?

What do you think when you look at your body?

What have others said when they look at your body?

Do you have a particular song that you feel deeply?

Talk about a time in your life where you have felt most alive?

Are you confident wearing a bikini?

Can you look people in the eyes while talking?

Has anything terrible happened to you?

Has anything wonderful happened to you?

Favorite part of your personality?

Least favorite part of your personality?

Favorite part of your body?

Least favorite part of your body?

Favorite quote?

Do you have friendships with all genders?

Do you have a good relationship with your father?

Do you have a good relationship with your mother?

Do you have a good relationship with your siblings?

Have you ever been hurt physically or mentally by a family member?

Have you ever had a near death experience?

Do you know anyone who has taken their own life?

Have you ever tried to take your own life?

Biggest lie you have told?

Do you follow any conspiracies?

Do you believe in a New World Order?

Do you respect your government and the way your country is run?

Is there currently any strife in your country?

Have you ever been displaced within your country?

Are your friendships healthy?

Are you currently fighting with a friend?

Are you jealous of a friend? Why?

Do you believe in the Illuminati?

Do you think any celebrities are associated with the Illuminati? Who?

How can people tell you are nervous?

How can people tell you are sad?

Do you ever express your true feelings?

Regrets in your life?

Achievements in your life?

What did people say about you in school?

What did you say about people in school?

Is there something you have never told anyone?

Have you committed an illegal act?

If you had two days to spend one million dollars how would you spend it?

What were your aspirations at age 5, 10, 15, 18?

Describe your first kiss? Was it how you imagined?

Growing up were you in a wealthy, average, or low income household?

Are you from a broken marriage?

Have you been raised by a solo parent?

Do you know both your parents?

What colour eyes, hair and skin do you have?

Have you abused drugs or alcohol?

What languages can you speak?

Do you conform to your societies standards?

Do you cry often?

Do you tell people what you think of them?

Are you comfortable accepting compliments?

Are you comfortable giving compliments?

Is any mental illness hindering your life?

Is any physical illness hindering your life?

Do you keep up with current events?

What’s the latest news in the world you have heard/read?

What have you done today?

Do you sleep well?

Do you sleep badly?

Have you ever hurt anyone because you were hurting?

Has anyone ever hurt you because they were hurting?

Have you ever had to end a friendship/relationship? Why?

Have you ever stopped someone from hurting themselves?

Has anyone ever stopped you from hurting yourself?

Do you like your laugh?

Are you preparing for an apocalypse? And what kind?

Do you have any funny family stories?

Are you religious?

Do you like to watch true crime shows or movies?

Are you interested in cults?

Would you like to raise a family in your country?

List some things you wanted in your childhood but never got?

Is there a large age gap between you and a sibling?

Are you from a blended family?

Do you believe in marriage? Why/Why not?

What is the nicest thing anyone has said to you?

Do you keep a journal?

Would anyone be hurt by reading it?

Do you have children?

Have you been pregnant?

List your favorite movies?

List your favorite people?

Talk about the birthmarks and scars on your body?

Do you look after yourself?

Do you put yourself or others first?

Are you happy today?

Are you loved?

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Considering her only qualification is that she lived there once, I wouldn’t doubt it. 

I wonder if Hilary Clinton only wants to be president so that she can have an affair in the oval office and get revenge on Bill.

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The collective process

Oh, where shall one begin to collect the chaos that is their thoughts? 

I don’t truly know if it is possible but I shall try. 

To begin I suppose I should start with rambling, I mean labeling, the topics that frequent my thoughts. 

Politics. I am a conservative. I have opinions. You will be offended by them and  you’ll get over it. My opinions and more so my beliefs won’t be shaken however. 

Nails. I like painting them and I suppose I may share the final product occasionally. 

Life after college. Being a recent college grad, I am learning all about the lies we were brought up on and how life really is. I hope my thoughts and experiences may save one of you from the deception i have thus far encountered. 

Beards. I like them. A Lot. No guy is a man unless he has one. You instantly become hotter by having one men. Women, not so much. 

The odds and ends. I know I have only listed like 4 things, and I already have given up on listing all that could possible be collected. Thus my final label shall be open to whatever comes. Which would be things like Jesus, relationships, how the media is wrong, what I’ll do when I am president. You know all the random things that come at the end of lists. 

I hope you enjoy! 

Lady L. 

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