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me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

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sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now.” miss banks if you’re out there i am so sorry ma’am

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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What state do you live in?

constant stress

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This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

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this

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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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listen. LISTEN. fund this kickstarter book of domesticated dinosaurs, I’m losing my actual mind over it: Novosaurs: a Visual Guide to the Dinosaurs of our Future

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“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought

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*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

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