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That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

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The gods are cruel if they exist; they made me a creative and put me in a world that has no love for my craft, and by extension, no love for me

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Hooman, our bois >:]

Yes, our bois 🙂‍↕️

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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Technically true.

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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I'll confess I don't know as much about the assassination of Julius Caeser as I perhaps should, but when I see those posts like "60 people agreed to kill him but then he only had 23 stab wounds lmao typical group project experience" I just wonder like.

Is that 37 people not pulling their fucking weight or is it like. After a certain amount of stabbing the man is just already dead?

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Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

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Stab a politician day!!!!

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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everyone’s talking about how unhinged fans are nowadays about their blorbos. well let me tell you that when the polish writer henryk sienkiewicz first published his novel ‘with fire and sword’ in parts between 1883 and 1884, and killed off the beloved character longinus podbipięta, people nationwide were so upset they’d go to church and ask for requiem masses to be held in his memory. match THAT freak