eleiwitch

[eleiwitch]

Fire & Ice

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do you ever have such a monumentally bad brain day that you just take away its mic?

like...... buddy, you are producing insanely bad thoughts today and believing them, I'll take it from here, get off the stage

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HELP I DIDNT KNOW YOUR CATS NAME WAS HECTOR AND I GENUINELY THOUGHT EVERYTIME YOU POSTED ABOUT HER (are those her pronouns?) I THOUGHT YOU MEANT GREEK MYTHOLOGY HECTOR /gen

Me: the prince of troy is purring on my chest. Her breath is stinky but she's cute so it's okay

You: sounds about right

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end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

[eleiwitch]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[eleiwitch]

A sea of sunflowers,

You turned against the sun,

And sought for the moon.

[eleiwitch]

yall will just see something vaguely daycare attendant related and reblog huh

[eleiwitch]

Burning heart

[eleiwitch]

Mavuitano save me

[eleiwitch]

WHOEVER WROTE THIS HEADLINE AKSNJSKSNSNKS GO HOME. did they put "chatgpt write headline "elon did nazi salute" without saying nazi or salute" HELPPPPP

[eleiwitch]

Keep up the great work, lads

[eleiwitch]

[eleiwitch]

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

[eleiwitch]

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

[eleiwitch]

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

[eleiwitch]

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

[eleiwitch]

You can't just do that! Send a telegram first or something!