electrocution-hazard
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electrocution-hazard · 5 hours ago
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*likely because of Eros's tone in their response, Z's expression seems to shift back to something more neutral*
... is there anything I may need to bring to his attention...?
Their first instinct is to tell them not to worry, not to bother, but then they get a little braver.
“You really don’t have to, but… tell him to leave me alone, will you?”
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electrocution-hazard · 6 hours ago
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*Lampchop begins to snooze by the air vent, feeling the nice air dry its fur around its face n such
*ooohh its snoring...!!!
They swoon over how cute their dog is.
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electrocution-hazard · 6 hours ago
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Thanks and thanks. Black eyeshadow and eyeliner don't really add much to my appearance but I think they look good.
*Eros's comment on Z's makeup seems to brighten the latter's mood, putting a nice smile on her face*
I hope my brother's been treating you well. You're a pretty nice person.
“Ah, well… I guess you could say that.”
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electrocution-hazard · 6 hours ago
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*Were going to be safe, we’re going to have a grand ol’ time here! Wackidy Smackidy doo!!
“…”
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electrocution-hazard · 6 hours ago
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*Lampchop prances / struggles out of the bath, padding its paws on the floor mat near the bath.
*it prances over to the air vent, and.. just.. flumps on it (assuming the air vent is on the floor..)
“Oh, look at you being all innovative! You take after me!” They turn the air vent up higher.
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electrocution-hazard · 6 hours ago
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i'm once again checking on the eros/jay duo fans of this community. are you guys okay
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electrocution-hazard · 6 hours ago
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*lambchop ruffs hoarsely in return, visibly happy
*it nuzzles into the towel, its wings trying to get dry and move under it..
“I think I need to blow-dry you… you’ll catch your death being wet like this.”
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electrocution-hazard · 6 hours ago
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Oh, nice to see you again, Eros! I'm mainly just...
*Z presses her hand to her temples and sighs, giving slight visibility to her closed eyes and her weirdly well-done eye makeup*
Well, simply put, I'm taking notes about all of the interesting people I end up seeing here because I'm bored and not necessarily enticed by this place's selection of video arcade cabinets.
“Oh, uh… nice eyeliner, I guess I’ll let you know if I see anyone?”
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electrocution-hazard · 6 hours ago
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*Eros ((coincidentally after the whole "whore eyes" thing lol)) finds Z hanging out by one of the arcade cabinets, seeming to be writing something down in a small, lightly worn notebook*
"Oh, shit, you again. What's up?"
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electrocution-hazard · 6 hours ago
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*Lampchop looks up at Eros, and drops the bottle into the bath
*it sits there, letting Eros wash it.
*it's tail wags side to side, making it gently wobble
They pick the bottle out of the water, and when they feel they've thoroughly scrubbed the pupating gunk off of Lambchop, they drain out the tub and dry it off with a towel. "Don't go eating up my water bill, either!"
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electrocution-hazard · 7 hours ago
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*Yknow sugar, you can say anything you want. :) It’s not going to make a difference. So let’s continue our work!
"...fine."
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electrocution-hazard · 7 hours ago
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"W--get back here you asshole--" Eros sighs, defeated, and get back to work.
jay i don't know who was supposed to tell you this but i don't. i don't think eros is an npc - 🫀
[ eh?.. ]
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electrocution-hazard · 7 hours ago
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*Still a parasite.
"And so are you."
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electrocution-hazard · 7 hours ago
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*lampchop sits there, waiting as you do your thing, kinda confused but happy anyways.
*it looks over to the soap bottle, and grabs it with its mouth, pouring more into the bath, wobbling around as it sees some bubbles..!!
"Hey--wait, don't waste that! Bad dog!"
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electrocution-hazard · 7 hours ago
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"That's not fair to her..."
First off , what are whore eyes ?
Second off , whu would someone say that about you"re sister ? : (
[ J:\\ I DON'T QUITE KNOW, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT ABOUT JOTETTE. ]
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electrocution-hazard · 7 hours ago
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"I--wh--" I blink at you, not entirely sure what I'm hearing. "Really?"
jay i don't know who was supposed to tell you this but i don't. i don't think eros is an npc - 🫀
[ eh?.. ]
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electrocution-hazard · 7 hours ago
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"...please? I'll do anything."
jay i don't know who was supposed to tell you this but i don't. i don't think eros is an npc - 🫀
[ eh?.. ]
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