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careful cal, he has the high ground (inquisitor!starkiller AU)

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#MakeGalenAndMaraCanon2020

Mara Jade and Starkiller as Inquisitors. by  Daniel de Almeida

For story purposes they would not be ordinary Inquisitors.

Mara would be Palpatine’s. Trained from childhood to adulthood by Palpatine, Mara Jade would be known as The Emperor’s Hand and “The Last Sister” Thought it would work since she would most probably be Palpatine’s private Inquisitor and henceforth the last one standing.

Starkiller who like Mara would be trained from childhood to childhood, only by Vader. Starkiller would be Vader’s Apprentice, and The First Brother

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nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

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“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible

“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad

“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read

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i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like “oh your thumb is 1.8” so that eel must be 8 inches"

so i went and measured my thumb and yeah it’s 1.8 inches long

what the fuck

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Bit of context: My character is a Shadar-Kai elf, which is a race hailing Shadowfell. They look a bit demonic because of their pitch black eyes, but they are not related to demons or devils. We entered a religious city since there were a bunch of sick people we needed to help.

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Half-elf Warlock:Yeah, we brought her to help! Human NPC, continuously glancing at the Shadar-Kai: Yes, yes, that’s wonderful – sorry, what are you exactly?

Shadar-Kai: Does it really matter?

NPC: N-no, of course not, but many people here are extremely religious and they may fear that you might be, well, a little…demonic?

Shadar-Kai, reciting in Infernal: Eggs, milk, cheese, pork, butter…

Half-elf Cleric: Oh, I’m hungry, too!

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for the record, falling through the window was one of the only stupid things I’ve been involved in that wasn’t directly my fault. my older brother had people over one night when I was in HS and I went downstairs to get water and they were having a tickle fight (???) and one of them grabbed me to use me as a human shield and in my struggle to escape I braced myself with my back to him and kicked off the wall in front of us and we went stumbling back into a closed window that was at calf-height and we both fell through. Not my fault.

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MP1: audio codec and container format

MP2: audio codec and container format

MP3: audio codec and container format

MP4: video codec and container format

MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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A late picture of an anniversary present from my girlfriend.

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As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

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Worldbuilding is fun.

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Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

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