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in honour of the original video turning a year old, may i present:

the witcher but with britney spears music (now with sound effects) (originally inspired by @paper-records)

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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

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only 5 seconds

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I… does the Necropolis just serve as Nevarra’s orphanage and babysitting services? Because from what I understand both Emmrich, Rook, Cassandra, and Cassandra’s brother all grew up there, and Dorian was also being taught there when he was like… 10. How many children are just running around the Necropolis? How childproofed is the Necropolis? Who is taking care of all these children? Where do they house them? Why does every orphan from Nevarra somehow end up in the Necropolis? Did Rook grow up with Cassandra? I have so many questions about the fact that there is literally no orphan from Nevarra who didn’t grow up in the Necropolis so far.

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Is it not extremely obvious to everyone else that Lucanis and Davrin would OF COURSE be doing the Gimli and Legolas kill count competition?!?!??!

Davrin saunters up to Lucanis after a big battle, proud and cocky.

D: "Final count: 42."

L: "42? That's very good for a Grey Warden. I myself am sitting pretty at 43."

D: *fumes, stabs the hurlock Lucanis is sitting on.* "43."

L: "It was already dead, cabrón!"

D: "It was twitching."

L: "It was twitching because it has my 4 knives in it's spinal column."

Also Assan would kill a guy and Lucanis just, sing song from the other side of the battlefield, "Doesn’t count! 😈😈"

And Davrin would just shriek back. "IT DOES COUNT."

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Davrin's gingerwort truffle tea date is objectively the most hilarious romance moment in the entirety of Dragon Age. This man sets up a wholeass romantic picnic for his incredibly stressed out partner/boss. He sees they need this, so he handles absolutely everything. In his mind they're going to sit together, eat, drink, and then make sweet love in the beautiful Arlathan forest. He even went to Emmrich for a special tea recipe. It's all going well. And then Rook takes one sip of the tea, stares blankly at Assan (the animal) and then looks back at Davrin and earnestly, says to him

"Assan just talked to me"

And the entire afternoon just disappears

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On Friendship.

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Yeah

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If you chant this into the bathroom mirror 5 times does the spirit of Christmas appears in the mirror and grants you a wish?

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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

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keep reading if you dare....

african forest buffalo

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