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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

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The first quilt block I learned to make in 1990 was the disappearing nine patch.

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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 7x17 | “Lies My Parents Told Me” 

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being a writer is so wild. Like I could make Shrek and Captain America kiss if I wanted

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Gotta make a dance of this

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

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This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

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Woke up from a dream this morning with the thought "Wasps are fae, bees are dwarves"

?????

All I remember about the dream is that a guy I used to play with on a minecraft server sent me paper towels as a gift. Not randomly, in the dream he was like "i'd like to send you a gift is there any thing you want" and I was like "I'd like to have paper towels."

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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sorry i'm late i was busy with the existential crisis of it all

anyway, have something that gave me so much trouble but i think it turned out kinda well

also, this and the rest of this series are available on my Inprnt!!

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

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Oh my fucking god!! this is so gorgeous

the set

the lighting

the costumes

nyc ballet once more saving our tiny brains <3<3<3

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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presidential alert a red panda was just born at the chattanooga zoo

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I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

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If you want to get better at something, turn it into play.

If you want to turn something into play, decide there's no way to fail at it.

Once you enjoy something through play, you've succeeded whether or not anyone else thinks you're good at it.

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The teeniest of boops

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These are so fun to make