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Clark was covering a Wayne Enterprises press conference, blending seamlessly into the crowd of journalists, when his super-hearing caught the unmistakable whistle of a bullet cutting through the air. Instinct took over. In an instant, he surged forward, leaping onto the stage and wrapping Bruce in a protective embrace just as the bullet ricocheted harmlessly off his back.

It wasn’t until the chaos subsided that Clark registered the stunned silence of the crowd—and the calm words Bruce had spoken just before Clark had shielded him:

“...which is why Veronica and I have mutually decided to end our relationship. I am, however, seeing someone else.”

Clark froze, his brain struggling to process the situation as thousands of camera flashes exploded around them. The scene of Clark hugging Bruce Wayne on stage became an instant media sensation.

By the next morning, every headline screamed about Bruce Wayne “coming out” with his supposed new lover, complete with incriminating photos of the embrace. Tabloids speculated endlessly about the mysterious man who had swept Gotham’s most eligible billionaire off his feet.

Meanwhile, Bruce found himself forced to rethink his carefully constructed plan. The fake lover he had intended to reveal to the press was now irrelevant, thanks to Clark’s impromptu heroics. Adjusting his strategy, Bruce leaned back in his chair, the faintest smirk tugging at his lips as he read the morning news.

“Well,” he muttered to himself, “I suppose this will be... interesting.”

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He survived glaze firing, the wick and oil reserve work perfectly as intended, and now he remains in chains, offering light.

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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

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.what do you think about I, Robot? i recently read it for the first time, and oh my god it's awesome (might be a new fixation) and i realized, this might be the kind of vibe that you like!

.also sorry for so many asks eirjrfjrfjfjkfjktkg

I love I, Robot. Foundational piece of scifi, absolutely wonderful read.

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I love gay Japanese shows so much. They're like hey look, here's some boring normal dudes that are maybe a bit of a freak (but like in the way that most people are a bit of a freak). Do you want a slow and intimate depiction of them figuring themselves out and overcoming their normal insecurities and problems by hanging out with eachother and talking?

And I am like, Yes! Please!

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started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

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yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and

look

LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN

THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

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twenty years across the sea

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References to “the Seven Seas” are found throughout history, but the exact list varies by time and culture. Here are three of the most popular lists

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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What if the first abducted human tries to convey humanity is nothing special within the galaxy. Like comparing with hundreds of other sapients that may have better strength, intelligence and technology for space travel. However every time the human tries to avoid getting attention, to be normal and act below average to be seen as a threat, something had happened which put the Xenos in utter shock. The human repeats themselves and everyone that this is nothing impressive. The human desperately doesn’t want humanity to be in the center of attention neither be known as a potential power house or danger.

Human: “I did nothing,” (Please listen to me, I beg of you, why are you freaking out over this?!)

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marriage of convenience that slowly turns into a love marriage - but both of them believe is one sided is such a delicious trope

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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

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Six pieces of recent work. Trying to keep things stitched down, coping with uncertainty.