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Everyone apologize to Mohg.

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ok I tried

Yes I headcanon that Mohg used to have lips

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gratefully accepts

hands you my morgott little spoon propaganda

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On a roll after I discovered Morgott's wings :Dc I love them Lancer does too

Because I'm such a big sucker for caring and healing, Lancer would 100% do what he can to help with any aches and pains I can imagine Morgott might have. From his horns, his wings, or other reasons.

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Morgott sketch redone to include his little wings :)c

The right back view looks slimmer than the big one, so I'm gonna pretend it's younger Morgott lol

HCs below bc I was in the mood

I imagine them to be a little different from Mohg's and made little hcs for them: - They're constantly out in a feathered but small state, he cannot retract/hide them, nor can he use them for flight. - They aren't part leathery like Mohg's, but instead fully feathered. - His wings are all ruffled, missing feathers and rough to the touch - The wings aren't easy to move, they're rather tense and do not extend all the way out, but instead remain in a partially or fully folded position. (I drew one of the wings too open for my hc taste but alas) - I imagine as is with most of Morgott, the wings ache more then the rest of him, he's most likely broken them more than a couple times in his lifetime.

Misc headcannons as well because I'm feeling sassy: - He can breathe normally when he's calm, but is quick to snarl and growl and have a rumbly breath when in a fight. - His growls and snarls aren't as aggressively beastly as Mohg's and they sound a bit more soft and low, like the rumble of a lion. (unlike Mohg, whom I imagine sounds a bit more sharp and almost dragon-like) - It's hard for him to sleep as he can only really do so on his left side, but he doesn't like it being the side of his only eye and thus, unless he is exhausted and in a place he feels at least a little bit safer, he sleeps upright. - I imagine him with thick hair. It's dirty and most likely tangled, but if it was washed and brushed it's be quite soft. - He doesn't eat as often, but when he does, it's large, very large portions. He's a big man, he's gotta eat.

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That’s definitely not a walking cane.

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"Omen babies born of royalty do not have their horns excised, but instead are kept underground, unbeknownst to anyone, imprisoned for eternity."

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Still, he prayed

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He was just doing his daily routine, extinguish the flame of ambition.

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Part of a batch of sketches for a buddy who’s also infected with Morgott brain rot; an idea involving Morgott coming to grips with himself / who / what he is via the illusory copy of Margit.

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I made these for myself but I figured they might be found useful :) (eyeballed, so its not 100% accurate)

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Was talking Elden Ring lore on Twitter last night - proposing that the uneven mounds in the back mesh of Morgott’s cowl may have been to suggest / cover wings that may have been present in an earlier iteration of Morgott’s base model (perhaps removed for clipping or boss design reasons). After some back-and-forth in the replies on mechanical and lore justifications, I was informed that Mohg has a tiny pair of featherless chicken wings that are present on is back pre phase 2 transformation that can be seen peeking out of his shirt. After having a little bit of a laugh and deciding that Morgott has a tiny pair of (invisible) wings himself, I made this.

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I fully support this nerd argument but also leave Morgott alone he’s trying his best and hasn’t been laid in at least, like, well, ever actually.

Morgott being granted a position of authority and utilizing none of that power to help elevate the other omens from their destitution, ostracism and vilification—that he and his brother both suffered for no reasons other than the conditions of their birth—and instead electing to simply maintain the status quo is some serious cuck behavior.

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Drunkcanon

So like, since the efficacy of alcohol (and indeed any drug or intoxicant) diminishes with body weight, how much booze would it actually take for Morgott to get a decent buzz going falling-down stupid drunk?

What does he drink? Does he drink?

Mohg drinks. Mohg is the cool brother—he’s the party king, of course he drinks. That isn’t shiraz? Oh.

EDIT: Mohg has a pimp cup and this is now canon.

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Hello and welcome to this week’s edition of:

Why Do I Have a Boner?

a) Morgott experiencing rut is objectively the best headcanon. b) I am a pedantic nerd and loving that fans have clued in on the fact that male animals do not go into heat. c) Gotta Fuck Geezers d) All of the above.

[ NSFW ] heres some morgott in the midst of rut, ya filthy animals

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Unnecessarily Detailed Morgott Junkcanons, The 1st

Woah, two original text posts in one day? Slow down there, slugger, you wouldn't want to pull a muscle.

Warning: Pretty hecking NSFW. Minors get off my blog or at least have the decency to pretend you're over eighteen like I did at your age. Haha, man. Wild times. Really though here are some quarters go have fun at the arcade. I’ll pick you up in an hour.

JUNKCANONS:

Morgott's groin, much like the underbelly of a dog, is significantly less furred than the rest of his lower half. What fur does remain there is soft, and sparse enough that the colour of his skin shows through. In addition to this downy velvet, he has trail of fine, wavy guard hairs leading down his belly and fanning out into a full grey bush much like human pubes.

Also like a dog (or really, any mammal that didn't insist on getting all cReAtIvE with their genitals—I don't need to name species, you know who you are) he has a preputial sheath that keeps his dick hidden away from prying little tarnished eyes, which is why we can't see it in-game. Sigh.

Wait, then how come we can't see his balls in-game? Because, quite frankly, Miyazaki had to draw the line somewhere, and for the love of God there are children present. He totally has them, though—large and heavy and peppered with the same silvery hairs as on his stomach. Slightly asymmetrical in how they hang, since that's just realism. Finally, he absolutely adores having them fondled, especially when you do this while also rubbing his belly, though he gets pretty embarrassed when that makes him purr.

But back to the dick:

It's huge. Duh. Huge and silky-smooth and damp when freshly-emerged from his sheath, with a thick, rounded knot and a pleasing colour fade from dove-grey to tongue-pink. Dribbles generously when aroused, which you're going to need because he is huge. I mentioned huge, right? Just in case: Huge.

How huge? Well, you'll struggle to take it vaginally, if you have one of those, but lucky for you Morgott is a wonderfully gentle and giving (if initially inexperienced) lover, and he goes to great lengths to ensure you're well-prepared. Anal, on the other hand, is almost assuredly off the table, unless you want to spend the rest of your life shitting into a bag, or if you just want to quit obsessing over realism and enjoy a sexual fantasy for once, which I one-hundred-percent support.

Likewise, poor Morgott has never had a proper blowjob in his life, and probably never will unless you can figure out how to sexily unhinge your jaw. It's okay though, really. He doesn't mind. The attention makes him uncomfortable anyhow, and he'd much rather— Ha. No. Did he really think he was off the hook? Wrong. You can still work him over good with your hands and tongue. And you do.  And he loves it, even if it gives him massive anxiety. Did you know that a person can come while having a panic attack? You sure do, now.

Oh, and he comes absolute buckets.