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dinluke first kiss but make it even softer warmer add more yearning add more uncertainity add more smell of his cheek and raspness of his mustache and press

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When the suns start to slowly rise past the horizon he follows Luke up, to find him standing on a small hill in front of the farm. The black cloak makes him stand out against the dune sea, strange and otherworldly.

For @furiosophie‘s wonderful story 

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it’s soooo funny bc hannibal really said I’m going to base my entire personality around a man. other than the whole serial killer cannibal thing. the sun i am orbiting around is a sweaty mentally ill man I psychologically tortured and accidentally fell in love with. come find me in jail when ur ready babe

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Father:

Son:

Son-in-law:

Hallway Scene™️

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✨TWINK POLL GRAND FINAL✨

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle) vs Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

IT'S FINALLY HERE, GANG! You know who they are, you have your biases, you have your propaganda ready...

VOTE FOR THE ULTIMATE TUMBLR TWINK!

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Twink Poll Semifinal #2

Link (The Legend of Zelda) vs Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

In one corner, Link! The saviour of Hyrule with a really cool sword, a lovely horsie and a princess to save!

In the other corner, Luke! The saviour of the galaxy with a really cool sword, a lovely X-Wing starfighter and a princess to save (she saves herself, honestly)!

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a quick word about the writers guild strike, for those of you who currently AREN'T guild members but would like to be one day: the WGA has always strongly enforced its right to ban from future membership any non-member who crosses the picket line and engages in scab writing, aka writing for any of the struck companies during the WGA strike.

so if you're seeing job openings for screenwriters at places like netflix, amazon, paramount, etc and you're thinking "hey, maybe i'll apply and get my foot in the door," just know that you WILL be scabbing and you WILL be barred from ever obtaining WGA membership. permanently.

learn more about the strike on the WGA contract site.

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[Star Wars: Dinluke]

I saw THAT comic and I could NOT resist.

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Din: Oh, hold this for me! *Flys off*

Luke: (Examining the ring upside down) Who the heck is “Eknl”?

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@drieddpetals

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incorrect dinluke (4/??)

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yes din djarin is attractive, we ALL know that. but what a lot of you don’t seem to understand is that he is canonically the most chronically virgin character in the galaxy

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I love how chaotic the Djarin-Skywalker family house would be. Din wakes up to the sound of Luke shuffling around their bedroom at 5:30am to get ready for meditation so that he could fly into the trees and become with the Galaxy and Din just goes back to sleep. Luke has to interrupt Din’s silent prayer to the ancestors he betrayed to ask him if he wants some coffee. They both have to manipulate their son to stop mass Force throwing plates at the wall for fun with promises for a snack. Din has to deal with not one, but two Force sensitive individuals getting tired from too much training and it’s fine until all of the furniture starts to shake because they’re so sleepy. Because of how much power Luke has in the Force he accidentally creates some sort of dyad with Din while they’re fucking. Neither of them really mind it. Sometimes the Darksaber is a little haunted and causes Din to act possessed. Luke is the child of darth vader so he’s cool with talking him out of mass murder. Din isn’t fazed when Luke’a eyes are completely white and he’s sitting criss-crossed, upside down, whispering in an unknown language

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Dinluke is so funny for a multitude of reasons

Din just wants to be an npc and do fuck all, but he falls for the galaxy’s most popular twink

Not to mention that he’s also the leader of a group with a centuries old rivalry with the Jedi, but is married to the last one

Don’t even get me started on the power couple dynamics because these two motherfuckers could easily rule the galaxy if they wanted but instead they spend their time raising a weird frog

The Mand’alor and Jedi Master Luke Skywalker are gay married and have a tiny green son who can also fuck you up is a hilarious concept and I love it

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R2: i never said a single thing about your parents and i don’t plan on starting now

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bo-katan should just tell din all about satine and how she almost married a jedi and then din is like "i shall honor your sister by doing what she couldn't i'll marry a jedi r5 set course to yavin we're going to a party"