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sometimes when I watch my stepdad interact with my mother I figure 'ah so thats why I write my characters like that'

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if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

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The Diel Vertical Migration of the nightly migration of twilight zone fish/creatures to the surface, and then descending again during the day, thus moving critical amounts of energy for the lower midwater area to feed off of in the form of marine snow (shit)

ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)

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*throws some patterns in your face* These will all be lanyards and probably gold foil washi tape as well. Pattern inspiration from top to bottom: Ukrainian egg dying, Chinese blue porcelain, Japanese kimono motifs, the locked tomb, Norwegian rosemaling

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The obligatory post

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There's at least a 70% chance that when asked about their OC Tyren bamsara, their creator will respond with the phase" He would just die."

Honestly, that's pretty iconic of him. That boy is very killable.

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

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one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Ultrakill fans will post ship art of v1 and gabriel with captions like "In the absence of god it is your uncaring divinity i worship" and it will look like this

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

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Is this anything

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you want me to start dating? why? so I can get married? so I can wear a ring? the thing that killed Isildur and brought doom and destruction upon Middle-Earth? nice try dude! I see through your deception! now you must find another pawn to use in your evil machinations, o Lord of the Rings!