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Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

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funniest response you can give to someone telling you they love you: "skill issue"

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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

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if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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slowly approaching bear

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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

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imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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v1, but spider

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watching the wizard of oz for the first time and I thought this was technicolor????????

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