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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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Chris Fleming's comedy literally gave me a healthier outlook on life. His jokes literally reframed how I talk about myself? "I look ugly," turns into, "I look like a parrot owner." It's way better. Or like, "This is an awkward situation," is, "I'm Sufjan Stevens in a Dropkick Murphy concert." Or, "I'm being awkward," is, "I'm talking like the owner of a wolf sanctuary." Or, "This person is an asshole," becomes, "This person is definitely a member of an all-male acapella group." Literally life changing.

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you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you've paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers

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I continue my series of AOT portraits

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Hope is a lie if you mistake it for a promise. No, hope is a gamble. A chance that it might work out in your favour. A possibility that those odds are worth the risk. A cornered rat does not launch to bite a dog in the face with absolute confidence that it will escape with its life.

It attacks for the chance that it might.

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Absolutely adore how in comic books trench coats have become the modern day equivalent to capes

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does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

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me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

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We need to erase the light in a character's eyes more often. It's enriching for them to look completely hopeless and lost

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Hi yes so ever since Miku dropped on Fortnite my obsession was reignited. This drawing it inspired by a email I got from GoodSmileCompany about a new Miku Noodle Stopper figure. I thought Miku sleeping in Ramen would be so cute so I hope you guys like!

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>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation