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ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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Rio: I will torture you.

Agatha: Ooh, kinky.

Rio: I think you're sweet

Agatha: Wait...

Rio: And beautiful.

Agatha: What are you doing?

Rio: You deserved to be loved.

Agatha, panicking: Stop it!

Rio: Your feelings are valid.

Agatha: I need a safeword!

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Agatha: What’s that?

Rio trying to hide a cigarette: nothing?

Agatha: Then why is there smoke coming from behind your back?

Rio: Uhh, I’m on fire?

Agatha: Really?

Rio: Yeah, ow it totally hurts

Agatha: Didn’t we say we’d stop smoking?

Rio: You said it, I didn’t say shit about stopping smoking, you did

Agatha: I was just thinking about our health

Rio:…We’re witches! I’m literally death I cannot die, where’s all this coming from?

Agatha sighing: Nicky came home crying because they learned at school that smoking is bad and he was upset that we were going to die even though he knows about witches and you being death and all that

Rio immediately throwing away her cigarettes: I can’t have my boy upset ever! Throw all the cigarettes away! And all of our friends cigarettes too, we can’t be around smoke ever!

Agatha: I think being around smoke is fine-

Rio: No! If Nicky smells it he’ll get upset again and I won’t stand for it!

Rio after a few minutes

Rio:…..We can still eat edibles though right? Because I am the green witch and need to keep up my reputation

Agatha: Of course, they haven’t taught them about edibles yet

Rio: Good good, you know we’re such good parents

Agatha: Damn right we are

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i really want people to stop writing scientists as awkward, stilted conversationalists who don't understand idioms or emotions and start writing them as depressed alcoholics who swear like sailors unless they're in a specifically academic situation

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kathryn hahn acts like she fully believes in the existence of the marvel sniper and is terrified of them but also like she’s willing to take one for the team if need be

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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Agatha when she’s running a centuries-old scam and has to ‘yes and’ her way through not one but two Maximoff hexes

Kathryn when she keeps getting asked about a season 2 of AAA

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thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

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This this please yes

There is no greater love letter to a story/character/ship you loved (be it a novel, comic, tv show, movie, etc) than to write a fanfic about it. Alternatively, it's also an amazing way to say fuck you to the author/directors/screenwriter/haters who ruined it for you. While I personally may never be able to write a fanfic myself as writing is super hard for me (I am a terrible critic to myself and to my writing), I have directed several tv seasons worth of it in my head. Some people are directors, not writers and that's okay. Doesn't mean I love fanfic any less, I just do a diff kind of fanfic.

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this hit me like a truck

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I swear, like guys please stop making their bad action disappear or just make them a plain psycopath...

hey so we put your morally grey character in a fandom. yeah half the fanbase makes them into a perfect angel who did nothing wrong and the other half depicts them as a cartoonishly evil villain who hurts people for fun. no we dont know how to explain that people can do bad things for good reasons or good things for bad reasons. sorry man

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'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

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in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

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Watching wanda vision and Agatha reaction to the twin saying we can reverse death and her asking if they can do that??? Heart breaking you just know she was thinking about nicky

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

[eienmoon]

all i'm saying is that if i were a god. i'd expect to be fucked on my own altar at least once. you know?