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tyrannical king maegor dashboard simulator

🐉queen-visenya--outlives

Dowager Queen Visenya Targaryen has outlived her nephew the King Aenys I Targaryen. Her son King Maegor I Targaryen has returned to the capital to claim his father’s throne.

💫 sevensent Follow

crusty incest king died. FLOP!

💫 sevensent Follow

wait MAEGOR?

🥔 bowlofbrown

this job fucking sucks. finished my shift and i cant even clock out because i got lost underneath the site.

#dark as shit down here #never working construction again

💌 maidens-smile Follow

i literally cannot believe how many supporters of m*egor i see on my dashboard every day when he is literally flaying and torturing so many seven-blessed poor fellows just for practicing their religion and saying incest is bad??? he’s literally outside my city waiting to burn us all to death DNI if you support him

🪨 dragonstoner Follow

🐉 queen-visenya--outlives

Dowager Queen Visenya Targaryen has outlived the High Septon. He previously denounced King Maegor and his wives as “the abomination and his whores,” and passed shortly after Dowager Queen Visenya and King Maegor flew their dragons to the gates of Oldtown and threatened to burn the Starry Sept.

🪽 maegors-wins Follow

i for one think “the cruel” is a bit unfair given how he has done so much to uplift women’s voices and free us from religious tyranny like. named the first female heir in westerosi history? improving the infrastructure in king’s landing? decentralizing the power of the faith? he literally loves gay people so much he married three of them?

🦓 zorse-deactivated7849

op what does that eleven inch necromantic targaryen dick feel like because if you keep riding that hard I’m pretty sure it’ll rot off

🔮 tyanna

in seven days you will begin to cough

#twelve. btw

🐉 queen-visenya--outlives

Dowager Queen Visenya Targaryen has outlived her great-nephew Aegon Targaryen, henceforth to be known as “The Uncrowned.” Her son King Maegor I Targaryen has slain him and his dragon Quicksilver over the gods’ eye for trying to usurp his throne.

🌞 ullerihardlyknowher Follow

why is this always how i find out how do you know this before even cravings moste popular

#also what the fuck is going on up there

🪰 florian-and-jonquil-on-nymerias-ship Follow

guys the oversexualization of king maegor is so problematic and insane considering he’s not only shy and married as a 13 year old but also is literally neurodivergent (has CTE)

🤲 aegonfort-top

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lost my left hand for posting this

#it was kind of hot though

🗣️ towerstower Follow

was not into targaryen rule at all but if we are going to do it it’s kind of fun that we are being ruled by a super powered animated blood corpse and his circle of freaky bisexual witches and also his mommy instead of like. a normie who also fucks his sister

🫀 imasharpknife Follow

seven hells you people would fuck a k*nslayer if they had valyrian silver hair

🐦‍⬛ raventooth Follow

during these trying times when our king is accused of depravity and tyrannies abound throughout the land we must remember the most important truth: the brackens are still a people spawned from the lowest of the seven hells

🐎 brackennation

KILL YOURSELF. Lord Gonzo Tully himself AS YOU KNOW literallyyyyyy gave us the right to move the boundary stones over the tributary. but i wouldn’t expect a blackwood to acknowledge basic laws and rights you’re just too busy doing blood sacrifices to your nasty heathen tree god.

🐦‍⬛ raventooth Follow

as soon as i figure out why balerion is overhead rn im coming over to kill you. btw

🐎 brackennation

wait looks like he’s headed towards harrentown

🐦‍⬛ raventooth Follow

oh cool. KILL YOURSELF

💐 floriansfool36 Follow

hi guys!!! sorry i’m a sennight late posting this, my brother got killed and then one of my other brothers got tortured to death and then my great-aunt died and i ended up having to flee dragonstone for storm’s end and it was kind of scary lol. anyways here’s the update as promised!!!

🌟 maidensgrace Follow

i wish Balerion did get you RPF is literally soooooo problematic. look to your sins op

#daenys the dreamer and nymeria weren’t even alive at the same time????

❤️ lanadelrhaena

i think you did a great job. glad you’re safe xx

💐 floriansfool36 Follow

YOU HAVE INTERNET IN THE KEEP???? HIIIII

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pre-dance dashboard simulator

🛡️ knighttime

stop saying princess rhaenyra is ‘serving cunt’ she is fourteen years old. say i think she looks nice

🛡️ knighttime

she is serving lemon cakes at a school bake sale

🪱 woodswitchswife

already didn’t get the point of twins then met the lannisters and get it even less. we didn’t even need one of those

🦁 tylandister

thanks for this i needed to hear it

💫 hiptobesquire

guys PLEASE don’t sexualise the new kingsguard they have vows and it makes them uncomfortable :( it isn’t like the city watch fetishising them is basically septasploitation they’re men of god. as a fan it’s really disheartening to see

❤️ lanadelreyne

i’d let criston cole have me in a restaurant

🫀 harrenballs

genuinely disgusting how quickly those true crime ghouls have moved in on the strongs. lyonel has already been through so much

🐟 shiverlandstruecrime

yeah murdering all your wives sounds exhausting

🏰 highinmytower

another awesome bought victory for prince daemon i hope the laurels enjoy watching a limpdick night with his mistress

⚔️ darksisterhood

cranky bc he unhorsed you huh

🏰 highinmytower

i’m not a knight i’m just a hater

⚔️ darksisterhood

listen, i know you don’t want to admit prince daemon is not only the king’s trueborn heir of pure valyrian stock but also the strongest warrior in the realm. it’s okay to just say you’re jealous 💅✨

🍗 fleabottoming

tumblr user darksisterhood when his pubes are translucent

❤️ lanadelreyne

what the fuck is septasploitation i hate this fucking website

🫀 harrenballs

your grace stop the tourney. yaoi break

🫀 harrenballs

just found out his wife died. my condolences to king viserys at this sensitive time

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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Felt like drawing a bunch of Dracula memes just to be silly :p

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bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

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Cottontail Rabbit in the Snow by Joel Sartore.

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Look at this pumpkin my dad carved.

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Old Man Yaoi Bonus Round 2: Old Men on Boats Destroyed by Old Men on Space Boats

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the my little pony in the middle is having a manic episode 🎭

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while on the topic of skinner here’s a bunch of miscellaneous drawings mostly of him and sometimes of other people also

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Cersei has insane political maneuvers

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I see.

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Old Man Yaoi Semifinals

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Lady Silence

(and yes I redesigned Tuunbaq because I didn't much care for its show design)

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Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

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Old Man Yaoi Semifinals

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What about angry american vampire? I love Hattie so much!