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saw a fellow author and a bud of chuck at a protest but they dont know it was CHUCK TINGLE they just thought it was some INCREDIBLY HANDSOME GUY. add THAT to your list of reasons to get out and be proactive

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‘We need more loud, unashamed queers’ yes but some of you can’t even seem to handle a bisexual woman liking men.

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Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

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why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

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eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

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if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

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Thinking abt hgss again….

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shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.

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Punk band UK Subs were detained upon entering the US and kept locked up for 24 hours with little to eat or drink and no sleep before being sent back to London.

They had the correct paperwork for their visit.

Basically don't bother going to the US folks, waste of your time and money.

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

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sevika/ambessa commissions for jeangreysmask on twitter

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When you want to get a cute picture of your hot wife but she likes to be annoying