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emil robinson / marcel rieder / maximilian schaefer / mary fairchild macmonnies low / emilio grau sala / heinrich ferdinand werner

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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all is calm

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Don't tell instagram but I'm getting a headstart on the Muppets 70th Anniversary... many more muppets to come

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Tell me this feeling lasts ‘til forever… tell me the bad times are clean washed away.

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Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

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(guy who shall say voice) i shan’t say

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shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.04 | "I want you more than anything in the world"

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so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50

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ARMAND NOOOOOO THE CYCLE. ARMAND!!! YOU CAN’T REPEAT THE CYCLE YOU HAVE TO BREAK IT!!! oh my god he can’t hear us ….. he has his gaming headset on …….

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inspired by these:

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if anyone needs me. i will be in the corner. contemplating the characters

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PEDRO PASCAL in a new behind the scenes of ‘GLADIATOR II’