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Bugs became way cooler to me when I realized they're basically tiny biological robots. He ain't botherin nobody his prime directive is just [SEEK NUTRIENT]

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love the term fuckass. like this thing is so absurd and annoying it is kind of buttsex

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mwaaaah ! In these trying times.

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bruce sleeping with joe chill's daughter is the same type of plotline as melinda zucco's very existence, which should not be surprising given it's tom taylor and yet... to pull something like that twice is at least, well, shameless

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Dick having 27 jobs and Tim being Like That are both consequences of that thing where you grow up assuming you’ll die young, taking your inevitable death for granted, and then somehow you don’t, you hit adulthood and go what now? I was never supposed to live this long. What now?

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this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

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"do you have any new year's retrospectives? any regrets or positive moments?" i dont rennemberrrrr :3c

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DNI lists on this website are fucking insane

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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

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I miss them :[

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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

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yeeeeee

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being a classroom aide is basically like being a henchman if the primary duty of a henchman was tying the wettest shoelaces imaginable