eggmode
eggmode
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eggmode · 1 hour ago
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Words cannot describe the pure joy this has brought me. I’ve been reading a lot of comics lately with Bruce doing some questionable shit, so reading this and laying eyes Good Dad Bruce Wayne has been sweet, sweet relief. FUCK look at them!! No spoilers but 🥹 they love each other
Sorry if mobile toasted the quality; some close up screenshots/comic info under the read more!
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Comic: Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #6
Written by: Mark Waid
Pencils/Inks: Travis G. Moore
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eggmode · 1 hour ago
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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eggmode · 1 hour ago
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sometimes star wars is unsubtle in a bad way and sometimes luke skywalker is dragging his father’s dead weight across the death star floor, sobbing from love and exhaustion
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eggmode · 7 hours ago
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im going to be real rn i completely understand where hamlet is coming from because if my dad died and then my mom married his brother a MONTH AFTER HIS FUNERAL and THEN everyone told me to just get over it already because everybody dies and THEN i talked to my dad's ghost and tried to get some semblance of closure after his death and he told me "cut the bullshit im burning my sins off in hell rn but its not a big deal listen up your uncle murdered me you gotta get revenge for me" i would also do an acrobatic fucking pirouette backwards off the handle
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eggmode · 7 hours ago
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I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.
And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.
And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.
That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.
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eggmode · 12 hours ago
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uhhhhhhhh i wanted to draw my wife so... have this
this is entirely based on those old like 80's exercise outfits and dick is based on me. when drawing this. because i love my wife
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eggmode · 12 hours ago
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truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.
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eggmode · 12 hours ago
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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
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eggmode · 12 hours ago
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Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....
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eggmode · 12 hours ago
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Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive
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eggmode · 23 hours ago
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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)
Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!
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eggmode · 23 hours ago
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spin the wheel for a genre!
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eggmode · 23 hours ago
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I don’t think we have appreciated this exchange enough
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eggmode · 23 hours ago
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No, see, because Dick is the funniest result of being raised by Bruce and Alfred in that he can cook (like Alfred can) but he chooses to eat weird fast food and takeout on purpose (like Bruce does only because he can’t cook).
Thus, we get comics where Dick will cook an actual, quality meal for a hungry sibling but then his apartment is full of pizza boxes in weird flavors and he once ate abandoned popcorn from an empty sports stadium.
I’m also 98% sure that it’s Dick’s fault that Tim’s favorite type of pizza is Canadian bacon and artichoke hearts. But if Tim wants then Dick will hand him a thermos of warm home made soup. Older brother who can meet any of your food needs!
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eggmode · 1 day ago
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I love when you draw vampire Dick. (I love all your art but I saw your vamp Dick stuff and had to compliment it spefically)
Thank youuuu!❤️
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Yheeeea I get it, I love him a lot too.
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eggmode · 1 day ago
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Oh worm?
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eggmode · 1 day ago
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thing that grew from a style study
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