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yall r still mad at your high school english teachers for making u analyze shakespeare or hemingway to teach you the most basic understanding of metaphor and themes in art. thats a good thing dude. if people on here were more literate in that stuff we wouldnt have like. reylo shippers
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ADHD isn’t ignoring the elephant in the room it’s just that the elephant has been in the room for so long that your brain no longer registers its existence.
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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.
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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.
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forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them
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TBH maybe more people would rp with real humans instead of chatbots if we sat them down and taught everyone proper roleplay etiquette
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“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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