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the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly

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A solemn statement regarding the lack of white representation in my book

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We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

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crying at the way my sibling obviously corrected my pronouns on this. i can hear it

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I have 76 pages of cookie clicker on my phone

keep going. you can start deleting family pictures if you need more space

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thinking about creatures.

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Have you guys seen the clip of Anderson Cooper reporting on the hurricane? He's crouching down, holding on to the earth for dear life?

Well turns out the hurricane made him pregnant. He's pregnant with the wind and rain now. CNN released a special report about how they gave him an ultrasound, and how his stomach is full of some new type of djinn or sylph or similar aqueous wind sprite.

He doesn't seem to be in any pain, but whenever Wolf Blitzer asks him about the child, Cooper just rubs his belly and mutters something about "forging a new link in the great chain of being"

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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Search is turning up nothing, but that's Tumblr even if there is something, so:

Have I told you guys about my many adventures with the brothel massage parlour around the corner from my house yet?

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BRITNEY SPEARS by James White 2003

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My thoughts and texts to my sibling as I read house of leaves for the first time

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Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

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You want to learn to write better dialogue? Become a bitch who has whole conversations and debates in her mind all the time and you'll become a natural.