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remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country

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I love videos of people performing religious ceremonies for small animals. Especially if it’s not something a small animal could participate in theologically.

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This would affect the trout population.

And the economy

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The guy who killed Bin Laden is a dom top!

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enemies to lovers but it's me and myself

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"u don't know my alphabet" is changing my brain chemistry as we speak i will start saying that every time someone wants me to label my sexuality despite me saying i don't fw that

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

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i'll let phie-san say it:

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hey guys, what do you think of my dinner?

(choose your words carefully)

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Jerma releasing the bees