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me reacting to a bald eagle in my room

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Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

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Michael K Williams as Hamlet (painted in clip studio paint)

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Wait is…is it possible?

*googles man and woman kissing*

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I wish computers worked like they do in 80s cronenberg movies. Like you type in “WHATS WRONG WITH ME” and the computer says “50% BRUNDLE. 50% FLY”

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i love lawyer game

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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

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The Myth of Light

(youtube)

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i use flipaclip btw and i cant think of a caption my stomach hurts

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they need to invent drinking that's good for you and a way to fuck music

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trying to get through the day.

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Kinda gay 2 be a detective…. What are u investigating? Other men? With your partner? 🤨🤨🤨 oookayy..

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Idk how Tumblr works hai

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misa x her tragic lover rem

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quick happy pride month to whatever the fuck these 3 had going on

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listen, the milf affair that is going to develop from bridgerton season 3 in like 15 years time is craaaaaazzzzyy.

gobsmacked by the eloise subtext of getting a lesbianbestfriend crush on your closest friend and finally working out by learning WHAT the feelings were that were happening to her when colin announced his and pen's engagement. shes gonna go to scotland and start having very messy situationships with women and then go travelling and each time she comes back to the ton shes going to be the very cool aunt to pen and colin's kids and work out how to get over childhood crush on pen and then pens going to kiss her and stuff is going to explode

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oh to be a rookie attorney in France in love with the bitchy prosecutor next door