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Yo anyone who sees this, yea that there is my main blog, and i mostly use this for reblogging like art and other stuff like that where i don't say anything

You know what? Screw it

My trans Sanji headcanon is that she definitely is not introspective enough to realize it until she's like 20 and staying up way too late at night, moments before her egg cracks

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Part 2! Horror moments again!

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Strawhats on a roadtrip

Robin and nami are driving jinbei and franky got there early brook is in the trunk

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I love trans Sanji sanlu because Luffy would say some shit like “my wife belongs in the kitchen because she likes it in there” and get the shit smacked out of him

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Sanji is so far in the closet that if you teleported him to a universe where he was born a woman, he would puke from the sheer amount of jealousy inside, and then absolutely deny any form of queerness he may have.

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lowkey obsessed with scene queen sanji

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another meme redraw repost from twitter.... hey

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The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!

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in the first game i cross-examined a parrot, your honor. it is far too late to be developing a sense of self respect. this is a court for perverts.

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No, Princess Zelda does not have "girl power".

Princess Zelda has girl wisdom.

Ganon has girl power.

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Wait you can follow posts?

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part 1 of OP agendas I will ALWAYS spread (aka headcanons):

- sanji is very tall. shorter than robin and law but taller than zoro

- big nose sanji my beloved

- curly hair luffy & ace

- law is filipino & german. idk I saw it once and I just like it

- sanji is (at least part) french but never speaks it except with robin and law

- luffy understands portugese & spanish perfectly but can't really speak it (brazilian luffy my beloved) meanwhile ace is fluently trilingual bc he's perfect in every way

- zoro is a trans man. yeah

- sanji is trans. trans woman? trans man? genderfluid? non binary? idk you decide frfr, my current fav is transmasc bigender sanji thanks to @reijuism 💯

- yeah luffy is asexual and maybe arospec but he's ALSO agender. triple A battery if you will. he just literally does not care about gender, he purely survives off vibes

- law is luffy's third brother whether he wants to be or not

- robin probably speaks every living and dead language ever bc she's nico mf robin

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I think if Sanji was trans fem and she finally accepted herself in her two years in Momoiro, she would be very nervous to meet the crew again in Sabaody. She looks... different, but she's happier. She knows deep down that her friends would be fine with the changes, but worry eats at her anyway. She's scared. Scared of rejection, scared of losing her family. She doesn't want to choose between them and being herself. It's not fair.

While the most vile, negative thoughts are going through her head, she runs into Brook before his final concert. The moment she sees Brook, the skeleton goes "Yohohoho~ What a lovely lady we have here. Can I see your panties, Sanji-san?"

And Sanji doesn't know if she wants to kick him or start crying, because that was somehow one of the most gender affirming moments she's ever had.

Maybe things will be fine after all. (She did indeed kick Brook, though.)

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Sanji being Zoro's Bi awakening

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women reblog if you agree

uni classes are temporary transfem sanji is forever

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Very unrelated, but how many of the Baratie do you think figured it out before Sanji did

trans fem sanji enjoyers come get y'all juice