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yagaymi replied to your post: HELLO ??? is anyone still alive here ???

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light of my life. my angel. write gays with me

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HELLO ??? is anyone still alive here ???

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me: i’ll definitely be on here sunday me: naps on and off all day to catch up on sleep i’ve missed from all the traveling

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(    *    & .    —    ‘   YOU   ’   (   SEASON  ONE   )   SENTENCE  STARTERS .

*   starters  from  the  lifetime   &   netflix  series  ‘   you   ’ ,   based  on  a  novel  by  caroline  kepnes .   warnings  for  sex ,   violence ,   stalking ,   &  swearing .

‘  you’re  a  drug .  you  are  worse  than  pills .  ’

‘  i  loved  you  the  absolute  best  that  i  could .  ’

‘  you  don’t  love  me .  you  never  loved  me .  it  was  a  lie .  it  was  all  a  lie .  ’

‘  if  he  came  anywhere  close  to  making  you  cum ,  you  would’ve  made  a  broadway  show  out  of  it .  but  you  didn’t ,  cause  he  didn’t .  ’

‘  you  fall  for  the  wrong  men .  you  let  them  in .  you  let  them  hurt  you .  ’

‘  hey ,  uh ,  can  you  help  me  open  a  couple  of  bottles ?  i  have  butterfingers  ‘cause  earlier  i  was  touching  butter .  ’

‘  well ,  that  was  a  mistake …  never  again .  ever .  ’

‘  i’m  glad  we  met .  i’m  glad  we’re  friends ?  ’

‘  friends ?  for  the  love  of  christ …  ’

‘  they  say  girls  with  daddy  issues  are  really  good  in  bed .  ’

‘  it’s  okay .  i  have  a  pretty  bland  face .  ’

‘  you  are  insane  to  move  in  with  her  this  quickly .  you  barely  know  her .  ’

‘  you  love  who  you  love  and  love  tells  you  what  to  do ,  easy - peasy .  ’

‘  i  think  only  an  idiot  tries  what  you  just  pulled .  ’

‘  uh ,  who  the  fuck  is  this ?  ’

‘  why  would  i  want  to  kill  him ?  who  wants  to  kill  people ?  ’

‘  i’ve  seen  enough  romantic  comedies  to  know  guys  like  me  are  always  getting  into  jams  like  this .  ’

‘  from  every  boy  masquerading  as  a  man  that  you  let  into  your  body ,  your  heart ,  you  learned  you  didn’t  have  whatever  magic  turns  a  beast into  a  prince .  ’

‘  you  surrounded  yourself  with  the  girls  you  always  resented ,  hoping  to  share  their  power ,  and  hating  yourself .  ’

‘  stay  away  from  them ,  because  if  you  don’t ,  i’ll  grab  a  steak  knife  and  i’ll  cut  those  little  freak  eyes  out .  ’

‘  hey  stranger .  you  drool  in  your  sleep .  so  cute .  ’

‘  at  the  end  of  the  day ,  people  really  are  disappointing ,  aren’t  they ?  ’

‘  do  you  think  i’m  unremarkable ?  ’

‘  unremarkable  people  don’t  worry  about  being  unremarkable .  ’

‘  you  sound  apologetic ,  like  you’re  embarrassed  to  be  a  good  girl .  ’

‘  in  the  end ,  you  couldn’t  love  me .  i  feel  at  peace  with  that  now  because  i  loved  you  the  absolute  best  that  i  could .  ’

‘  how  can  self - respecting  women  tolerate  this  crap ?  ’

‘  sometimes  i  swear  i’m  the  only  real  feminist  you  know .  ’

‘  turns  out ,  it  is  like  the  movies .  the  second  it’s  over ,  all  you  can  remember  is  the  stuff  that  made  you  fall  in  love .  blazing  through  your  mind ,  this  rom - com  montage  made  of  the  sweetest  poison .  ’

‘  it’s  a  miracle  love  ever  happens ,  if  it’s  not  a  myth .  ’

‘  if  the  zombies  come ,  this  is  where  i’m  hiding .  ’

‘  it  scares  me  to  love  someone  so  completely  and  not  have  them  love  you  back .  ’

‘  i’m  only  going  to  ask  this  once  and  i  need  the  truth .  are  you …  or  were  you  ever  fucking  them ?  answer  me .  ’

‘  everything  i  have  done ,  i  have  done  for  you .  even  this .  ’

‘  grown - ups  are  assholes .  ’

‘  he  didn’t  ever  get  her  something  that  nice  and  she  finally  let  him  do  anal .  ’

‘  some  guys  are  assholes  and  you  just  have  to  realize  that .  ’

‘  he  tried  to  finger  bang  me  at  the  bar .  ’

‘  he  is  nothing .  he  is  trash .  ’

‘  you’re  the  one  who  told  me  to  keep  reminding  you  that  he’s  a  bastard .  ’

‘  the  most  valuable  things  in  life  are  usually  the  most  helpless .  ’

‘  runner’s  high  is  better  than  sex .  and  for  some  it  may  last  longer .  ’

‘  i’m  starting  to  think  i’m  some  kind  of  magnet  for  dudes  with  serious  issues .  ’

‘  are  you  not  wearing  a  bra ?  and  you  want  me  to  notice .  ’

‘  male  energy  in  my  healing  space  just …  isn’t  optimal .  ’

‘  why  do  men  think  disembodied  members  equal  foreplay ?  you  know ,  they’re  not  aesthetically  pleasing .  ’

‘  it’s  exhausting  being  your  friend !  ’

‘  if  that’s  the  case  i  should  warn  you  i  have  the  facial  thing  where  i  can’t  hide  what  i’m  thinking .  ’

‘  how  the  hell  am  i  supposed  to  be  great  with  you  being  gone  if  you’re  really  gone ?  ’

‘  find  that  brilliant  badass  inside  of  you  and  believe  in  her .  i  know  i  do .  ’

‘  some  people  have  a  hard  time  letting  love  in .  some  people  are  built  for  love .  some  people …  some  people  are  searching ,  searching  for  someone  who  can  love  them  in  the  way  that  they  deserve .  ’

‘  it’s  a  horrible  feeling  to  know  things  have  gone  wrong  and  there’s  nothing  you  can  do  to  change  it .  ’

‘  i  love  you  too ,  creeper .  ’

‘  why’re  you  so  sad ?  you’re  just  so  sad .  ’

‘  sometimes  i  could  swear  i’ve  known  you  forever .  ’

‘  britney  got  through  2007  though ,  right ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  know  who  i  am .  so  how  am  i  supposed  to  know  what  i  want ?  ’

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    plotting call !!! like this post.

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Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

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❛ I’m scared of everything. And I’m crazy. ❜ to richie

fangirl sentence starters. / accepting.

     He laughs even though he knows he probably shouldn’t be taking any amusement in his friend’s obvious misery but he really can’t help it. Eddie had screamed so loud he thought his own ear drums almost burst from being so close to him. Richie hadn’t expected Eddie to become so easily spooked just from him jumping around the corner and shouting ‘what’s up spaz?’ while wearing a questionable mask from Friday the Thirteenth movie he’d made Eddie go see him with a few months before. He clutches his stomach from laughing and doubles over in the middle of the hallway. “Good thing you just went pee otherwise you’d have pissed yourself.” He forces out and finally begins to calm down from his hysterics. He slips off the mask and reaches into his back pocket to slip back on his glasses, “I do really wish I could have seen the look on your face a little better, though. Mask didn’t really have room for glasses.” 

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❛ What’s wrong with Starbucks? ❜ @ Pete

fangirl sentence starters. / accepting.

    It’s not that Peter is pretentious about Starbucks or the other various popular coffee chains, he often uses his spare money (which isn’t much) to swing in and get an overly sweet latte or a muffin. But he had wanted to surprise her with a little hole in the wall place that served one of her favorite desserts as well as having a brand of tea he’d heard her rave about a month or so ago. If they went inside Starbucks they’d get a quick drink and probably split up for classes a lot sooner than they needed too, also, and with how busy both of them were we wanted to get in as much Gwen-time as possible.      So he shifts uncomfortably and shrugs at the building, expression passive, “just this particular one… I don’t know, I found a… uh… a fingernail in my coffee last week so I’ve been avoiding it.” He isn’t sure how he keeps a straight face through his bold faced lie but he thinks he does a pretty convincing job. He’ll tell her the truth later. Maybe. “I do know a good place just a few blocks down though.”

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muses i will add probably next week:  - ben hanscom from it ( book + 2017 movie based ) - mike hanlon from it ( like... 99.9% book based ) - peach salinger from us - somebody from the cruel prince/the wicked king series (bc the new book comes out tomorrow and i’m binge reading that)

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✧ ` /  FANGIRL  BY  RAINBOW ROWELL  PROMPTS.

❛ You can’t take back texts. ❜ ❛ You don’t push through every moment. ❜ ❛ You pay attention. You take everything in. ❜ ❛ I like your glasses. ❜ ❛ I like that you don’t smile at everyone. ❜ ❛ I choose you over everyone. ❜ ❛ You don’t have any friends. ❜ ❛ I object to every single thing you just said. ❜ ❛ Internet friends don’t count. ❜ ❛ I’m just really active in the fandom. ❜ ❛ What the fuck is ‘the fandom’? ❜ ❛ You flirt with everything. ❜ ❛ Don’t make me angry-kiss you. ❜ ❛ Maybe we should go on lots of double dates. ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with Starbucks? ❜ ❛ Don’t argue with me. You’re beautiful. ❜ ❛ I can’t even go nine hours without seeing you. ❜ ❛ I spent four months trying to kiss you. ❜ ❛ All I want now is to make it right, to make you see how sorry I am. ❜ ❛ I just want to know - are you rooting for me? Are you hoping I pull this off? ❜ ❛ There are too many people. And I don’t fit in. ❜ ❛ Why were people always going on and on about the heart? ❜ ❛ I don’t want to kiss a stranger. ❜ ❛ I don’t like the idea of lips out of context. ❜ ❛ I didn’t want to like him/her back. I tried to be mean to him/her. ❜ ❛ I thought you were just mean. I liked that about you. ❜ ❛ Will you warn me when you take off your glasses? ❜ ❛ I don’t trust anybody. Not anybody. ❜ ❛ Just… isn’t giving up allowed sometimes? ❜ ❛ I’m a complete disaster. ❜ ❛ I’m not really a book person. ❜ ❛ That might be the most idiotic thing you’ve ever said to me. ❜ ❛ How do you not like the Internet? ❜ ❛ Have you been watching me sleep? ❜ ❛ I feel sorry for you, and I’m going to be your friend. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry you ruined it by being so pathetic. ❜ ❛ I like that we’re not friends. ❜ ❛ You give away nice like it doesn’t cost you anything. ❜ ❛ You’ve got your shit together, you’re not scared of anything. ❜ ❛ I’m scared of everything. And I’m crazy. ❜ ❛ I only ever let people see the tip of my crazy iceberg. ❜ ❛ You know that I’m falling in love with you, right? ❜ ❛ I don’t just kiss people. Kisses aren’t… just with me. ❜ ❛ My plan is to do things that make you want to hang out with me again tomorrow. ❜ ❛ There are other people on the Internet. It’s awesome. ❜ ❛ I’m the kind of girl who fantasizes about being trapped in a library overnight. ❜ ❛ The ultimate act of heroism shouldn’t be death. ❜ ❛ Isn’t the best revenge supposed to be a life well-lived? ❜ ❛ The punk-rock way to end it would be to let them live happily ever after. ❜ ❛ Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination. ❜ ❛ You’re wearing at least four different kinds of sweater. ❜ ❛ It’s not my job to want you or not want you. It’s not my job to earn you. ❜ ❛ You’re not a book person, and now you’re not an Internet person? ❜ ❛ You shouldn’t reward me for endangering your life, you know. ❜ ❛ That just shows how much you need new people.… ❜ ❛ You’re working on your final project? ❜ ❛ How many people make a career out of writing anyway? ❜ ❛ You’re a sad little hermit, and it creeps me out. ❜

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bitchintm‌:

after the events that taken place, and everything has settled down around them. or so that’s what everyone thought. there were times where a few people thought it was rather too good to be true. for everything to be normal again after all they went after? how could anyone become normal after being thrusted into the firm grips of hell. it was when hopper after officially adopted jane he thought she could be any other normal child. so that’s when he enrolled her into hawkins middle school. jane adored the thought of going to school with mike, and his friends. she would be able to see him everyday, she didn’t have to WAIT anymore. it’d been a month since she started school and she never had any issues except every now and then with james and troy but it really never got far when dustin, lucas, mike, and max and will all step in to defend her.  today was gonna be like any other day, or so she assumed. until she heard yelling in the empty halls in hawkins. 

she was stood infront of her locker putting things away until her gaze flickered over when she heard the exact yell come from around the corner in the halls. she slammed her locker shut quickly walking around the corner to see mike? she paused in the hallway watching like a hawk when she saw troy’s fist raise into the air ready to punch ‘mike’ in the face. she gasped raising her hand quickly. “NO!” soon enough her head moved forward slightly while feeling her power to begin to run in her veins, the feeling of her mind aching ever so slightly due to using her powers. and oh. the nose bleed. 

she watched as troy’s fist looked like it got caught in something invisible in the air. she stood there with a darkening gaze inhaling slowly. “…leave…him..alone..” she said with a threatening tone. she saw the fear within both of the boys eyes, causing for them to rush off leaving ‘mike’ behind. she lowered her hand slowly walking over staring towards ‘mike’ with widened sad eyes. “mike? are you okay?” her hand quickly extended out to help him up. she glanced over her shoulder to still see the two running off to the exits which made her whisper under her breath. “mouthbreather..” she glanced back to ‘mike’ “..did they hurt you?”

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  Richie Tozier had come to the conclusion that every school he went to would be the same in that every school was a complete shit-hole destined to leave him bruised and bleeding. He had a face that just screamed ‘punch me’ and glasses so thick his eyes looked massive -- it definitely gave the effect of a wide-eyed frightened prey -- so he found himself almost not blaming the bullies who chased him through the halls as he was a pretty obvious target. And then there was his mouth... his mouth had gotten him into a lot of trouble. Richie hadn’t even realized the mocking tone he’d adopted when sauntering by the older boys, the too-far joke slipping from his lips before he could stop it.     He braced himself for the fist to collide with his face, and was already working out some sort of excuse to tell his parents how he’d broken his glasses again, but the moment never came. Hesitantly he peeked an eye open and watched as the older boy’s fist shook with the effort it was taking to try and punch him; he didn’t dare look away so he didn’t notice the girl down the hallway being the cause of the delay until he heard her voice. Richie turned his head to watch the boys run off at her command and then finally turned his gaze on her. His mind was still clouded with the fear of almost having his ass beat so he didn’t immediately respond to her calling him Mike and instead just accepted the hand she extended to him. He then brushed dirt off of his jeans and his awful patterned shirt and stared long and hard at her bleeding nose. “Holy shit.” Was all he could muster at first, his usually busy mind at a loss for once. “Those slimeballs are actually afraid of a girl? They nearly pissed their pants running away from you.”     It seemed he hadn’t quite connected her bloody nose, the boy’s shaking fist, and her verbal command together yet. He did, however, remember she called him Mike, and since she saved his ass he figured he should probably correct her and introduce himself properly. “I don’t know who Mike is but he must be a fox if you confused me and him,” Richie waggles his eyebrows before rolling his eyes at himself, “Richie Tozier’s the name and voices are my game.”

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muses i want to use more: 

- literally anyone from aftg ( bonus points if some one writes f// with my allison ) - richie tozier - john ambrose mcclaren - sabrina spellman - peter parker

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     Scorpius Malfoy had spent the entire holiday break sulking and sitting in self-loathing over his break up ( fake break up ? ) with Louis only a few hours before they were sent home from Hogwarts, which effectively cut off any and all communication between him and the older Gryffindor. He really hadn’t wanted to dispute it. It had been his plan for almost a week after an unsettling conversation where Albus made a joke based on Louis’ past tendencies to fool around and while he was well aware of this fact he still felt a sting in Louis’ reaction to the comment. They’d been fake dating for a few months now which was certainly longer than either of them had anticipated and Scorpius had at some point started to develop real feelings for him. He dismissed his feelings as complacency because they’d acted as a couple for so long he was sure he’d just tricked his brain into liking Louis just as he had fooled all of his classmates into believing that he was indeed in “love” with him. But even Scorpius, with all his powers of denial and self-preservation, couldn’t keep lying to himself for long and he had very recently accepted his feelings and had been working out a way to admit them to Louis before the incident with Albus. He garnered only the slimmest bit of hope that Louis might feel the same way so it was worth it to confess -- until it was crushed and he had to deal with the reality that Louis was only doing this for the reason Scorpius had originally suggested it: to save their asses from Albus’s rage.       His pride and his heart were damaged so he callously ended things with Louis without even the slightest of sensible explanations. It was just, “I really can’t do this anymore. Our arrangement is off. Sorry it went on for so long” and then he was gone. The holidays had helped distract him for the most part -- having his grandparents visit was always a stressful affair -- but sometimes when he spotted the quill and paper at his desk he wished he had enough courage to send Louis an owl explaining everything properly. Scorpius knew that none of this was Louis fault and that it was unfair to keep him in the dark especially after all the fun they’d had together but he couldn’t bring himself to reach out again. He would just deal with that when he returned to Hogwarts...     That’s what he’d planned on, anyways, until he showed up at the Potter’s yearly holiday party -- Albus always dragged him along to put a buffer between himself and his family -- without even once thinking about Louis being there until he caught his eye from across the living room. He’d never given him much mind at previous events. Scorpius had given Albus a brief run-down of their ‘break up’ and had said it was a civil and mutual so as not to cause any awkwardness between the two family members. Albus had just run off to fetch something -- Scorpius hadn’t been listening so he couldn��t name what -- and he’d planned to retreat back to the bathroom to hide out for a bit until he returned. But he had a sudden gust of courage when he looked over at Louis a second time and before he could second guess himself he turned himself to the direction of the other boy and made a slow walk over, making a point to stare only at the table with food or decorations at the wall until he stopped in front of him. “Sorry if it’s weird that I’m here.” He’s already kicking himself for starting the conversation out that way; why would it be weird for Louis when they’d only been fake dating? It wasn’t as if they actually broke up. He sucked in his lips and tore his eyes away from the questionable looking pastries on the table, “I just meant that if it’s weird to have your family around with me thinking... y’know... I could go.” 

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ONE ( ALIAS / NAME ): kiki TWO ( BIRTHDAY ):   july 17th THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN ):  cancer FOUR ( HEIGHT ):   5′6″ FIVE ( HOBBIES ):  reading, writing, plants??? SIX ( FAVOURITE COLOUR(S) ): pink  SEVEN ( FAVOURITE BOOKS ):  extremely loud & incredibly close by jonathan safran foer and white oleander by janet finch EIGHT ( LAST SONG LISTENED TO: heart to break by kim petras NINE ( LAST FILM WATCHED ): beautiful boy  TEN ( INSPIRATION FOR MUSE ):  i always struggled because i wanted to play a lot of muses and always squared myself off to independent muse blogs so i finally broke down and made a multi-muse so i wouldn’t have to choose ELEVEN ( MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ):  effable means ‘able to be described in words’ and i just slapped a ‘d’ at the end of it