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had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

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i cant stop laughing. locked in a single hour

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Noo don't try to replace yourself your so sexy ahaa
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The creature itself…….,.,….. Eeble Sheembl..,.
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
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Would you like to be force-femmed?
YES PLEASE o7
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Wunk WILL be baked into an exquisite sourdough loaf
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What if they reaaaallly wanted to be injected with calyx extract but they just didn’t know it yet
Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "If I had my way, ___ would be punishable by being forced to wear a clown costume for a week."
Everything I can think of either makes this punishment way too severe or not nearly severe enough. Being a doodoo head online? That's kind of extreme. Being a bigot online? Not severe enough.
Y'know what? If I had it my way, injecting the mechanic with calyx extract would be an offense punishable by Clown. And to take it a step further you get put on End Worm twacking duty. You think it's FUNNY to risk the lives of your crew? And worse to waste calyzanide??? Here's you squeaky hammer and clown suit, Good Luck.
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seriously though, this is what i imagine any resident who's asleep in the outposts in a PVP deathmatch mission is like
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I think people should start pressing E while holding grenades more often, actually, but also while running at coalies
Why you would never hold a grenade in barotrauma unless you're ready to throw it:
Our ship arrives at an outpost, and the first thing we do is stock up on supplies as our next mission is an abandoned outpost mission. The captain finds and purchases acid grenades. At some point, it is mentioned that acid grenades are at this outpost. So I, very intrigued and ectied at the thought of having an acid grenade ask for some. The captain says no, and upon asking why states he doesn't trust me with them (understandable, I would either). So, while shopping I find some acid bombs for sale. Me, thinking it would be funny to purchase some and show the captain that I have them, bought them and waited by a fabricator for the captain to return. He does, but doesn't notice the acid grenades. So I think to myself "damn. Anyways, I need to use the fabricator." So, I press E on my keyboard to open the fabricator menu. However, I was just a bit to far from it and didn't know that pressing E while holding a grenade would pull the pin. So, as I accidently pull the pin I start running around not knowing what to do about the grenade, screaming "Oh shit" repeatedly as I do, and after a few seconds the grenade explodes while I am near like five people including npcs. I am somehow the only person who gets incapacitated from this Incident, and then get my pay cut (my pay was restored to normal after the mission because i helped blow up the reactor :3). Moral of the story: don't be like me and press E while holding a grenade
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You won’t see this every day but making sure the system cannot proceed unless women have a seat at the table is the best possibly thing you can do in a place of privilege.
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hands full
posted 2/25 on patreon, finished versions up already
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