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Edward Evans
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I am a young blogger who is recording the enticing adventures of, Percy Holmes.
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edward-evans-blog · 10 months ago
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Edward Evans Blog [Entry #2]
“The Sculpture.. [Part 1/?]”
Hello Dear Readers.
I am shocked at the followers I’ve managed to gain in the first few days of my blog being up. I also wish to thank you all for the “reblogs” and likes.
Anyways, I know why your here so I’ll get on with it. This is the story of Percy and I’s first case… the case of ‘The Sculpture’.
The day started off as another, I woke up and did my daily routine of going for a run, taking a shower, eating my breakfast well I watched the birds and such.. then when I was getting ready for my morning lecture I noticed, Percy, looking madly through the papers.
Though that wasn’t too weird. He’d been doing that for days without even saying a word to me- which I didn’t mind Because he’s quite the weird fellow.. anytime I can get not to hear him ill take it. But of course It was very short lived, as Percy Jumped up on the Couch and cheered with delight. I asked what the matter was- well after I asked him to sit back down as I didn’t want him standing on my couch. Once he calmed down he told me that he found ‘a case’ whatever that means. Either way I congratulated him and left for my lecture.
A few Hours had passed after that and I made my way into the apartment I saw it. Percy on the floor in the middle of a whirlwind of papers. The apartment was in shambles.
“PERCY WHAT THE HELL-“
“Shhh.. Im working Eddie.”
“Working??? On what!? This is a bloody mess and- oh- no no no! Why is there a knife in the wall, Percy!!!”
There was a knife holding a paper in the wall
“Hm? Oh that. Thats just some evidence for the case.”
“Case-?”
“Yes. Remember the one I told you about this morning.”
Thats when I remembered the excitement in the morning… I hadn’t paid much attention to this so called ‘case’ he had told me about because I was more focused on getting him off the couch but I suppose it was something important.
“Percy… prey tell.. what do you mean by ‘case.’”
After that Percy had told me that apparently he wanted to become a Consulting Detective like his uncle Sherlock.. not because he wanted to.. because he was.. bored. And apparently he was sick of his uncle being the only one in the world. Though I could tell he was quite excited about this. But if im being honest I don’t quite care what the man does, as long as he pays his half of the rent and leaves me alone I really could care less, but the mess HAD to go.
“Ok.. Percy tell me.. whats with all those papers in my lounge room??”
“Oh yes- its all the information and possibly Intel I have on my case so far.”
“… and what do you have so far?”
“Not much… theres a killer and after he kills a victim he leaves a perfect Sculpture of them left behind. Later the body’s are found miles away from the sights the sculpture’s are found and-“
“-im sorry- the killer is making Sculptures of his victims???”
“Yes Eddie do try to keep up.”
“Its actually Edward-“
“-so thats all I have on the killer so far. Though I do think I know where he’s going to target next. Thats why we need to go to this place.”
Percy held out a pan-flip in front of my face. It was for one of the most fancy restaurants in the area.
“Percy.. we literally live in a one bedroom apartment what makes you think you can afford to go here.”
“My dads practically the British government. I can do as I please. Now get dressed. We’ve a Restaurant to go to.”
“Ok- wait me to???”
Percy Gave no further explanation. He also didn’t tell me why he needed me there, though I thought it was best not to question him.. if it means I get to eat at a fancy restaurant that is.
When we got there I ate and Percy kept a look out for the killer, But after an hour of nothing Percy started getting frustrated.
“Where. Is. He.”
“Look maybe he’s just running a little late… or..”
“Or?”
“Or you were wron-“
“Im never wrong.”
“…sure. Well Im going to the washroom. Have fun not being wrong.”
When I got to the restroom however I was met with a disturbing surprise that had me running back to our table. Where I as calmly as possible Told Percy to follow me..
“PERCY GET UP THERES A HUGE SCULPTURE IN THE WASHROOM!”
After Percy saw it he smiled. Who on earth smiles at a crime scene??? Bloody Percy Holmes, that’s who.
Of course I suggested we call the cops but oh no no no, Percy had other plans. He took a sample of the clay sculpture and a few photos on my mobile while he started to- wait. My mobile?? How..
“Ah right I took your phone when you were eating.”
“…why.”
“So I could take a photo of the Sculpture when you found it without having to explain to someone why I have evidence on my phone.”
“Wait you knew I’d find the sculpture in here- …WAIT WHAT DO I DO IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY I HAVE EVIDENCE ON MY PHONE???”
Percy just shrugged back at me as he got up and started heading to the door.
“I already paid the bill and called the police. They should be here in about 2 minutes so I suggest if you don’t wish to have to explain the photos you get out of here with me.”
Percy may be weird but I know better then to ignore someone when im warned, so I followed close behind as the sound of police sirens began filled the air…
[Too be Continued]
Thank you for reading Part 1 of The sculpture!! Part 2 will be posted tomorrow so keep an eye out for it!!
-Edward Evans
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edward-evans-blog · 10 months ago
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Edward Evans Blog, [Entry #1]
“The Flatmate…”
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Hello, I am Edward Evans, The writer of this Blog. For my final assignment in one of my Courses In college I was given the task to document all the exciting things that happen to me over the course of three months. Sadly I’ve already wasted about three days trying to decide what exactly people might find exciting, I mean as far as exciting goes I’m really not sure my life fits the quota.. I’m a 19 year old English man who’s only friend is a bird who pop’s by my flat to eat from the bird feeder I installed outside my apartment window, so yeah.. not too exciting as you can see. well. At Least it wasn’t exciting until around breakfast time yesterday.
I was Just doing my regular every day routine. I got up at 5:36 and made myself a tea with avocado toast on the side and Refilled the bird feeder outside my flat and watched the birds eat while I ate, then at 6:47 I went outside and did a quick jog around the block once I came back to my flat around 7:40 I got a nice cold shower.. and after I got out and dressed that's when it happened. The thing that might just change my life forever…
I was sitting at my writing desk in my living room when suddenly I heard the strangest noise coming from my bedroom… I got up to investigate, holding a broom in my hands ready to hit anyone or anything that tried to jump out at me.. and that's when I quickly opened my room door just in time to see a strange looking man climb in through my window holding some sort of.. sack?? Well of course I wasted no time as I ran over and put my intruder into a choke hold, I guess those self defence classes I took over the summer did end up paying off… either way the intruder didn't seem to put up much of a fight.. He just kind of flailed around but I held my ground and kept a firm hold on him. At this point the man had dropped the sack he was carrying, this is around the time I started asking questions. I had asked him who he was and why he was breaking into my house though I didn’t get a very straight answer all he said was “get the bag” and “run” I started to get a bit confused by this so I dropped him from the choke hold and instead picked up the bag, but right as I was about to look into it I heard sirens and before I knew it the strange intruder had grabbed my hand and told me to follow him as he lead me out of the window in my living room!! (Fyi I live on the second story of a building.) we got lucky(?) however and landed in a dumpster full of soft discarded fabrics as I live right next to a fabric shop. The intruder still hadn’t let me go and now I was being dragged throughout the streets by some sort of crazy man?? Well not to my surprise the police soon caught up with us right as the intruder hailed a cab over and as the police were arresting him he yelled at me to “put the bagels in the back and run!” Still confused I opened the back of the cab door and opened the sack as I slowly realised the bag I had been carrying was filled with… Bangles..? 72 Bagels to be exact. I looked back at my intruder with confusion plastered to my face as he tried to fight off the cops. Yet he still yelled at me to put them in the cab and for some reason.. I did. Well.. after an hour or so we did get arrested. Apparently the stranger had robbed a bakery of 72 bagel’s .. not because he was poor and needed to… just because he was hungry and thought the price for a bagel was obscene.
I was arrested… over bagels… I didn’t even steal myself. “God this guy is inase.” Is all I could think as I sat in the holding cell. But then the most unexpected, unpredictable, surprising thing happened.. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes walked in! In the flesh!! I thought perhaps they were here to question someone for a case but instead they walked over to me and my intruders cell..
“Percy. What did you do?” Is the first thing I heard Sherlock say. I was confused and glanced over at the stranger in the cell with me.
“So your name's Percy?” I asked him, though he didn’t answer.
“Uncle Sherlock..John. Good to see you as well..” The stranger nodded up to the two celebrities nonchalantly.
“Percy, your father sent you here so you’d stay out of trouble not to get yourself and this poor boy arrested.”
John said, sounding more angry then I would imagine my first time meeting my idol would sound.. the bickering between them continued for a few minutes until suddenly Mr. Holmes had asked Percy, who I'm assuming is the man in the cell with me. “You can’t just run away Percy, where on earth would you go?”
And this was the moment that made me completely stunned.
Percy crossed his arms and looked up at Mr.Holmes.
“I could go to lots of places. In fact I might just move in with-“ he turned to look at me. “What's your name, tiny man?”
I looked at him confused and for the first time spoke with him. “Oh- uh- .. Edward? Edward Evans.”
I Answered the strange man a bit hesitant.
“Right. Well I might just move in with Eddie!”
He yelled, crossing his arms again.
“Oh- actually its Edward-“
I cut myself off quickly
“Wait- move in???? I don't even know you!!”
At this point John Watson, my Idol! Might I remind you, smiled
“Well. Fine. Move in with Eddie.”
I was shocked. Why on earth did they think That I would just let some random guy who broke into my house, made me a partner to his crime and got me arrested!!! Live! With! Me-
John spoke again. “It might be good for you. That’s actually how I met Sherlock. Moved in with him the second day I met him.”
It has now been a day since this happened and now I have a flatmate.
I've gotten to learn more about him thankfully. He is 19, just like me, but he’s not in school as he thinks he's too smart for it or something.. he likes bagels and solving crimes. And his uncle is the famous Sherlock Holmes.
He and I have come up with an agreement. He will help me with this assignment by letting me tag along with him on his cases and blog about them. And in return I let him live with me for a few months until his father “Mycroft” lets him move back in with him.
So.. This is the start of my blog.
The amazing adventures of Percy Holmes and Edward Evans.
Thank you for reading and stay tuned for more updates on our wonderfully unbelievable stories.
-Edward Evans.
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edward-evans-blog · 10 months ago
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This is a AU account that follows the Adventures of me (creator of Eddie) and my Friend (creator of Percy) Sherlock Ocs.
Frist off Heres some background on the characters.
About Edward[Eddie] Evans:
Male, He/Him, 19 and In Collage for Communications and Media in hopes to get into Journalism. Eddie is a Young Writer who has started a Blog but Can’t find anything good to write about on it.. until someone comes into his life and changes that forever.
About Percy, Holmes
Male, He/Him, 19 and does not attend College as he believes he has nothing to learn from school that he doesn’t already know. Percy is Mycroft’s Son in this AU, He’s also a bit of a brat though, so Mycroft Had sent him to live with Sherlock for a few months in hopes to teach him that he can’t just have everything handed to him, unfortunately Percy didn’t even make it a month living with Sherlock before he tried to run away.. ending himself up getting arrested in the process along with a new friend who he decides to move in with..
This AU is also set in the Year 2023
Sherlock is 44 John is 46 Rosie is 8
And Mycroft is 52
We hope you enjoy is AU blog I will try to update it as much as Possible so stay tuned! ✨🔍
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