edgelordoflove

[edgelordoflove]

Vic-timization

Hey everyone,

My apologies for the extended hiatus! It was a crazy year or so! Being on the run from the authorities (don’t worry, I didn’t do anything wrong – it was all a misunderstanding that’s been cleared up!), fighting for my life because my crazy ex-girlfriend and her new girl toy needed to perform a mating dance, getting stabbed, thrown off a cliff, and the subsequent convalescence – well. It’s been a lot, let me tell you.

But as I’m finally back home and able to stay conscious for long enough intervals to venture back into the CCTS, I’m disturbed and alarmed by what I see happening.

That’s right. The unfair persecution of Vic Mignogna at the hands of his supposed ‘fans’ and ‘colleagues’. Despite the fact that the heavy dose of medication I’m required to take to remain pain-free after that disgusting display of violence and abuse heaped on me by Blake Belladonna and her paramour only allows me to stay awake for brief periods of time – I feel that it’s critical that I spend some of my valuable energy defending this wrongly-accused man.

Having been in a similar situation perpetrated by jealous and irrational women looking for their fifteen-minutes of fame on the back of an innocent male who has risen to a position of prominence they can only dream of, I’m compelled to speak out on behalf of Vic.

It seems suspicious how that when you’re not famous or a ‘big-name’ in your field (or in my case, before you have visibility to the masses for your amazing job at undermining those who would oppress the faunus!), women have no problem with you. But the second there’s any degree of notoriety attached to your name, suddenly all your behavior is called into question so that these so-called ‘victims’ can get attention.

In my case, it was clear cut jealousy. Clearly Blake was feeling a bit catty about the fact that Sienna would choose me to be her second in command rather than her. So she had to scamper off to Beacon Academy, play some ridiculous cat-and-mouse game, drag my name through the mud to try to get my goat, experiment with the blond bimbo, refuse to have a reasonable conversation about the matter, freak out and run away like a scaredy cat, chase her own tail for a while, and then ultimately throw a kitten fit (and throw me off a cliff) when I called her out about her behavior and lies. All of which led to my unfortunate injuries and run in with law enforcement as outlined above.

I wish this type of behavior was unique to my situation, but clearly it isn’t. Vic has achieved a mild level of fame in his industry and now supposed ‘victims’ are coming out of the woodwork. Even the supposedly unbiased ‘legal’ system in America has turned against him and now he faces a humiliating repeat of his litigation via what’s likely a rigged appeal system to get his name cleared.

I call on everyone who has been wronged as Vic and I have to stand up and speak out against false accusations. If you can’t demonstrate affection to a woman without her calling it ‘harassment’ and ‘gas-lighting’ when you just give her a tight hug, or kiss her without asking, or tug on her hair because it looks extra nice that day, or sweet-talk her into committing violent felonies with questionable justification – what *can* you do?

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CHOCOBOS!!! (Look, I’ll get back to the villaining in a minute, but OMG THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!)

Ahem - I mean. They’re kind of okay. We could use some chocobo faunus. I bet they wouldn’t be traitors like chameleons. 

Va - Va - VOOM! 

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Also great for snacks!

very mucho cooler

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Dear Diary...

Today I stabbed a black kitten that reminded me of Blake. Then I bandaged it up, reminded the kitten it could only ever love me, and then locked it in a dark room. It was a good day.

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If only we existed in the same universe. This is the only human worthy of joining my cause.

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Some days, even your hobbies mock you.

Fingerless Gloves // nbGlovesAndMittens

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This is so right. The fighting needs to stop. There’s only one person out there for Blake.

That’s right, I’m the cat toy.

So it’s come to my attention that there’s a huge BB vs BS fight going on today.

What.

Is.

Wrong.

With.

You.

I don’t care what side you’re on, if you’re for Bumble/by or Black/Sun. STOP reaching, STOP tearing each other down, and STOP acting so goddamn desperate! These are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. Go outside! Do something else! For the love of God, LEAVE SUN, BLAKE, AND YANG ALONE. They are NOT your toys to play with and RWBY is NOT yours to write. There is NOTHING you can do about how things are happening in the show. If you don’t like it, stop watching. All you’re doing is creating a toxic environment for EVERYONE and you need to stop. Now.

Get. Over. Yourselves.

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Trying to stop me from stabbing things was her first mistake... and her last.

I like stabbing things.

Blake: Adam! We’re suppose to make the world better for the Faunus!

Adam: And I’m having a blast!

Blake: You almost started a war between Humans and the White Fang!

Adam: The people gave spoken! Viva la restience!

Blake: You stabbed Sienna Khan with your sword!

Adam: She was a traitor amd a scoundrel!

Blake: She was trying stop you from stabbing people with your sword!

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Fang of Many Colors

Someone recently asked what I was going to do now to save the faunus and win back Blake's love since I've been removed from the head of the White Fang organization.

The White Fang was weak and filled with traitors and cowards who back down in the face of danger. Ghira and his lot can have them back.

In the interest of bettering the cause of equality for the faunus (which, let's be honest, is just a step on the road to achieving recognition for the superiority we already have!), I've created a new organization.

Rising gloriously from the ashes of the White Fang is... The Fang of Many Colors!

Now accepting applications.

Requirements: Faunus only Hate humans and all they stand for Must be willing to use force to achieve goals Fearless in the face of danger Enjoy knitting

The following need not apply: Chameleons Anyone who wants to date Blake People who love cheese

If you meet these simple requirements, message me and we'll get you an official membership card, t-shirt, and the secret passwords for the shared folder where we keep all the important information so you can sync it to your scroll.

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Blake x Ilia is the *worst* ship by far. Ask me why!

what’s a ship you like that most people don’t? and what’s a ship you hate that most people like?

Ship I like that others don’t? OZQROW. I fucking love that ship and you can pry it out of my cold dead hands. Sad old men who respect and trust and love each other till death and beyond are my fetish.

Ship I hate? Blakje/Ilia. Fucking hate it. Maybe if Ilia’s redemption arc hadn’t been 2 seconds long and completely unbelievable, or if Blake grew a bit of characterization, then maybe? But nah. Pass.

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I try not to think about what might have been...

... but if Ilia had told me she was into bondage, I would have been a lot more open to that three-some she suggested...

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I need to learn how to do this so I can send Blake one. Maybe a nice black and yellow scarf that says, “Destroy All Bees”.

#secretmessage 😉

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Time on my hands

Given recent events, I suddenly find myself with some unexpected downtime and a lot of thoughts to share. Expect to see more posting in the near future! We’ll talk about life, love, vengeance, how I plan to regain my position as supreme leader, and knitting.

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Meeting the New SO

Meeting your Ex’s new lover can be awkward to say the least. So here at some tips for disarming the situation:

Yell at your ex about how blind she was for leaving you

Hit her, knock her down, kick her, and threaten her with your sword

Make a condescending speech

Clarify your mission is to “Destroy everything you love”

Threaten the new SO

Stab your ex (nothing says, “I love you” like a scar!)

Once the new SO notices, literally disarm her- with your sword

Ask your ex “Why must you hurt me?”

Strike a pose with flickering flames in the background, surrounded by rubble, while your ex flees with the unconscious body of her girlfriend

I know it may sound extreme, but sometimes you have to hurt the ones you love to make sure they make the right choice!

Good luck!

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She says she’s moved on but... her notebook says otherwise.

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Salem gets a bad rap

It takes some serious dedication to stalk your ex through several lifetimes and multiple bodies to get back at him for betraying you with some maidens. She’s kind of my idol. I only hope I have it in me to twist my body and mind to the point that I can follow Blake through every possible incarnation to make sure she never loves again.