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daftdi quotes prompts. quotes from t.ikt.ok account daftdi that live in my brain rent free. feel free to adjust as needed to your scenario.
“well, first of all, don’t shake him you’ll send him daft.”
“that’s not my fucking child, it looks fuck all like me.”
“i’m not paying child support, ___, you can keep fucking trying.”
“if this is heaven, then lord please when you give me my wings clip them upon my arrival for i dare not leave.”
“he did not deceive me as she did.”
“repeat this inexhaustible sacrifice for eternity if he so wishes.”
“he did not plead an empty promise.”
“i had six bottles of budweiser. so yeah, you’ve made me feel a little bit bad.”
“contributing to the pollution of the sea, ___? i never took you as the type. but i guess they were right when they said to never trust your heroes.”
“get off my tit!”
“i pity the fellow who bestowed this information upon you, for he will be meeting the beast soon to come.”
“roused to the edge of my seat but for nothing at all.”
“treacherous.”
“let there wreak havoc upon thee foul fiend.”
“i will not be taken for a custard cream.”
“thought i wouldn’t notice that i’ve got both my eyes, would you?”
“it were a brilliant replica, i must say.”
“i see through your evil ways with both my eyes.”
“you cannot patronize me. not anymore.”
“i could’ve crafted the fucker with my own bare hands for all you know.”
“what a ridiculous thing to think.”
“well, i don’t have to wonder why no one wants to come ‘round here for tea anymore, do i, love?”
“can’t say i’m a fan of how you’ve just spoken to me.”
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DAENERYS TARGARYEN // 1/?
#/#//#///#////#/////#mine*#wow i love my oc dandelion pteranodon#DO NOT REBLOG.#writing partners ok to reblog#spence vc: SPICY#anyway i love my kid nd her kids
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THE LAST UNICORN (1982) SENTENCE MEME. feel free to adjust as needed !!
Do not boast, old woman. Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you.
Suppose they're hiding together... somewhere far away? What if they're waiting for me? In need of my help? … I must go quickly, and come back as soon as I can.
Don't look back, and don't run. You must never run from anything immortal; it attracts their attention.
I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing.
I can feel this body dying all around me!
But, I am always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished.
Everything dies! I want to die when YOU die!
_____, who am I? Why am I here? What is it that I am seeking in this strange place, day after day? I knew a moment ago, but I have forgotten.
Once, I can't remember, I was long ago, someone strange. I was innocent and wise, and full of pain.
It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.
Be rary of wousing a wizard's wrath — rousing a rizard's — Be wary of making a magician angry, if I chose, I could turn you into a frog!
Oh, God! I'm engaged to a Douglas fir!
Don't cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back.
She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales, and books are written by rabbits.
You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.
What is the matter with your eyes? Why can I not see myself, in your eyes?
I know you! I almost knew you as soon as I saw you on the road coming to my door. Since then, there is no movement of yours that has not betrayed you! A pace, a glance, a turn of the head, the flash of your throat as you breathe... even your way of standing perfectly still — they were all my spies!
Do you still deny yourself? Do you dare still pretend to be human? I'll hurl you down to the others with my own hands if you dare deny yourself!
Set me free. We are sisters, you and I.
_____, I would not be you for all the world. You have let your doom in by the front door, but it will not depart that way!
Creatures of night, brought to light.
No cat out of its first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings, who seem to enjoy it.
A clock isn't time; it's just numbers and springs. Pay it no mind.
Say my name then. If you know my name, tell it to me.
Tell me what you see. Don't be afraid. Look at your fellow legends and tell me what you see.
I know you. If I were blind, I would know what you are.
Do nothing ’til you hear from me.
Oh, she'll kill me one day or another. But she will remember forever that I caught her; I held her prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh?
Now, you were out on the road, hunting for your own death, and I know where it awaits you.
You know better... Keep your poor shadows, if you will, but let me go, and, let her go. I cannot see her caged. She is real, like me. We are two sides of the same magic…
Who are you for then? Do you think those fools knew you, without any help from me?
Take me with you, for luck, for laughs, for the unknown...
You may come with me, if you like, though I wish you'd asked for some other reward for having freed me.
No, it can't be. Can it be? Where have you been? Where have you been? Damn you! Where have you been?
And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new?
The magic chose the shape, not I. I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger…
Why won't you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles?
No cat anywhere, ever gave anyone a straight answer.
There is nothing I can look at for very long, except the sea.
Trouble me, please, trouble me! I would court you with more grace, if I knew how. I only wish you wanted something of me...
Drown out my dreams! Keep me from remembering, whatever wants me to remember it!
There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.
Do something! You have the power! I will kill you if you don't do something.
Not all the magic in the world can help her now.
I wish I could see her just once more, so I could tell her all that's in my heart. She will never know what I really meant to say.
Well, men don't always know when they're happy. But I — I think so. And you?
I am sorry. I have done you evil and I cannot undo it.
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shit the group chat says
probably at least a little bit nsfw and / or offensive. also just really bad memes.
“ THIS SH*T IS B * N * N * S, B (BLEEP) N (BLEEP) N (BLEEP) S ! ”
“ i am in fact, the receipt king ”
“ awwww dang it we were just starting the dad wars ”
“ carry me away from my problems giant man ”
“ i share my nipple with no man ”
“ i share my nipple with plenty of ladies tho ”
“ i care about the crippling weight of anxiety not lines on my face ”
“ that’s not my kink ! ”
“ ____, you know my kinks and that’s not one of them ”
“ sorry, i insult people when i’m nervous ”
“ stacy’s mom does not got it going on ”
“ ‘I’M NOT RACIST’ sounds like something a racist would say ”
“ has ____ known a woman biblically? ”
“ you mean to tell me ____ has known a woman biblically TWICE ”
“ furries killed the aliens ”
“ i don’t believe in god but i believe in _____ ”
“ threepio is a racist and he can keep his shiny gold ass away from me ”
“ true friendship is doing shared math at 4am to figure out how many bags of mini m&ms it takes to fill a bathtub ”
“ what if bigfoot defies some type of gravitational thing that makes him blurry naturally and all these sightings are legit but nobody knows ”
“ i feel gay in this chili’s tonight ”
“ death came to me in the shape of a hot dog ”
“ i love how passionate us homos are about cryptids ”
“ smash me you strong motherfucker ”
“ HETEROSEXUALS DON’T SCARE ME ”
“ jesus was ill equipped to die for these kinds of sins ”
“ do you think god looks down on us and stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what we are, and what havoc we are capable of wreaking ? ”
“ I'LL KILL YOUR MA WITH ME LEPRECHAUN DILDO IF YA FUCK WITH ME OPHELIA ”
“ Corn. It's all you've ever known, isn't it? You were so young when you survived the Cob Harvest. No wonder you're as equipped in agriculture to farm as well as you do. Corn is...in your blood. I study the art of corn. Work to perfect it. But you...you were forged by it. ”
“ i don't fear god. ______, however, totally different story. i definitely fear ______. ”
“ life has many doors, ed boy ”
“ i'm not better than you because i'm older i'm better because i'm better ”
“ YOU SHOT ME, DROVE OVER MY CORPSE WITH A TRACTOR, STUFFED IT FULL OF THE POTATOES I RAISED MYSELF AND HUNG IT UP ON YOUR WALL FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT ”
“ a moment of silence for the times in our lives we thought we were straight ”
“ anyway when can i suck some dick ”
“ the real friends were the kinks we shamed along the way ”
“ we don’t fuck eggs in this family ”
“ I WEAR A DICK HAT NOW. DICK HATS ARE COOL ”
“ you haven't lived until you've shit in an outhouse a mile away from civilization at the break of day ”
“ ok pausing the boner talk ”
“ u can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide ”
“ aye well i'm fookin' gaiy just like the rest of us lassie ”
“ wow didn't she see the bee movie ”
“ only 90s kid remember the free hour in the ball pit ”
“ i beat satan in a thumb wrestling match and i killed god ”
“ at least we’re only ugly on the inside ”
“ time to put you in the punishment dome ”
“ im not listening to your clussy bullshit ”
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NATALYA ROMANOVA / VOLCHITSA MERTVYKH , THE COLD TSARITSA
wolves may lurk in every guise now as then, ‘tis simple truth sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth.
@viduamor DO NOT REBLOG.
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what would your muse’s dæmon be ?
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tarzan (1999) quote meme
❝ Don’t even think about it. ❞
❝ How’d you know it was me? ❞
❝ I thought you knew everything. ❞
❝ ____, I’m asking you as a friend.❞
❝ They mean us no harm. ❞
❝ Are you sure this water’s sanitary? It looks questionable to me! ❞
❝ Now, you stay away from me. Like a very good wild man. ❞
❝ You came back. ❞
❝ I came home. ❞
❝ Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a man. ❞
❝ What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess? ❞
❝ And you - don’t make a habit of that, okay? There are other ways of getting attention, you know. ❞
❝ Yeah? Why doesn’t he get his new friends to help him? I don’t care. ❞
❝ Shall I leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment? ❞
❝ Alright, alright! But you’d better not make me do anything stupid. ❞
❝ It can’t get any worse, can it? ❞
❝ Oh, by Jove. Don’t know my own strength. ❞
❝ Ha ha! I can’t believe you fell for that one! ❞
❝ Now, now, don’t give me those crocodile tears. What would your parents have to say? ❞
❝ Pull yourself together, you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I mean, think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut… ❞
❝ We’re too late! I can’t believe it! If only you had asked for directions. ❞
❝ We didn’t even get to say goodbye. ❞
❝ It wasn’t me, I swear. ❞
❝ It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye. ❞
❝ That’s it! I have had it with you and your emotional constipation! ❞
❝ I’ve never seen him so happy. ❞
❝ Eh, I give it a week. ❞
❝ Oh look, bananas! ❞
❝ I said he could stay. That doesn’t make him my son. ❞
❝ Actually, I thought that dress was rather slimming on you. ❞
❝ Oh, really? I thought it was a little revealing. ❞
❝ Why are you threatened by anyone different from you? ❞
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since when do i care about anyone's happiness but mine ?
@evilscrown
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SIBYLLINE DECAY, HOLINESS WAS NOT MADE FOR EARTHLY FLESH. you are the bridge between humanity and the celestial, a symbol of divinity among man. they try to convince you that you’re mortal, but you know the truth; the blood of the gods flows through your veins. one part blood, two parts ichor, you speak the language of prophecies, and there has always been a note of finality in your existence. are you a god ? are you a saint ? where is the line between mortal and the divine ? you reign queen of nothing, heir to a kingdom near - forgotten, a lady of quiet absolution. you are told the ichor in your veins is no birthright, but a gift that must be earned, but you take your Godhood and hold it in your teeth. andromeda chains herself to the rock and faces the beast on her own — she looks God in the eye and dares him to blink. martyrs are crafted with melancholy, they tell you, but yours has always been a holy rage. ( when the moon sets, do the stars weep for its absence ? )
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Thor: Ragnarok (2017) | SDCC 2017 Trailer
#uH WAS THAT FENRIS ??#HOLY#god this looks So Good this is all so my Aesthetic im HYPE#tHE FUCKING !!!! VALKYRIES FLYING LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMNED EPIC PAINTING#IM SHAKEN#thor#spoilers#video#GOD
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❛ then bring a knife to school. if they take it off you and beat you up, you go around their houses at night and burn them down with their families inside. what's the worst they can do? ❜
@unarmy
#unarm#aesthetic.#mine*#/#//#DO NOT REBLOG unless ur kat#when is david collins going to straight up murder me
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❛ i do not fear death. what i fear is doing nothing and losing everything. ❜
@mysticalwaif
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❛ it doesn't matter that they won't remember me. what matters is i helped. ❜
@spiresoul sent ⚜ for an aesthetic.
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Writing With Color – Featured Description Posts
Some of our most useful posts on describing People of Color, all in one place.
Words to Describe Hair
Words to Describe Skin Tone
Describing Asian Eyes
Describing Wide Noses
Describing Undead & Sick Dark Skin
Describing POC and Avoiding Caricatures
Describing Unnatural Skin Tones: Green
Describing Unnatural Skin Tones: Jaundice
Indicating Race of Characters (FAQ Questions #3-4)
Not Indicating Race at All – Note: You Probably Should
Praising Beauty Without Fetishizing
Olive Skin, Race and Ethnicity
Specific Description Posts
Describing Skin as Swarthy (Spoiler alert: it’s sketchy)
Describing East Asian Skin as Porcelain (Spoiler alert: it’s also sketchy)
Describing Skin as Russet (Spoiler alert: it’s alright)
Describing PoC as Exotic (SA: it’s othering)
Describing Skin as Ebony (SA: it’s cliche)
Describing Natural Hair as Cloud-Like (SA: it’s cool)
Describing Black Hair as Unkempt (SA: it’s offensive)
Describing Black Hair as Kinky (SA: it depends)
Describing Skin as “Dark as Night” (SA: it also depends)
Describing Skin as Like Dirt or Soil (SA: See above)
Describing Skin as just “Dark.” (SA: it’s vague)
Describing Black Hair as “Nappy” (SA: it ain’t recommended)
Describing Skin With Food (SA: it’s a no-no)
–WWC
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United States Road Trip Gothic
the ice tea is Different here. you try to remember the various regionalisms — is there sugar? lemon? caffeine? — but you’re right on the border between two zones. (you are always right on the border between two zones.) the beverage that finally comes is acrid and smoky, and you drink it while actively trying not to examine it any more closely
the burgers, on the other hand, are exactly the same. this diner calls it something different, something special, something unique, but it is the same burger you had last night, which was also called something different, something special, something unique. not the same as that burger, but exactly the same burger. you have eaten this burger every night of your life. you look around at the other diners and wonder if each of you has your own burger, or if you are all, every single one of you, biting down perpetually into one eternal, ever-recycled meal
the speed limit is dropping, as tho you are coming to a town. you would like to find a town. you are tired, your car needs gas, and you could use a break. the speed limit drops from 70 to 55, 45, 30, 25. you have not passed a welcome sign. the speed limit is 10. the road stretches ahead, shimmering under the sun, the landscape around it barren and desolate. the speed limit is 5
you are on a meandering back road between two nowheres. inexplicably, there is a heavy truck in front of you. there is nowhere to pass for miles and miles, until at last you reach a long flat stretch and zip around, zoom ahead. you turn the next corner, and find another truck in your way. it is the same truck
the highway you are traveling along somehow carries routes going in all four cardinal directions at once. you try to remember whether you were aiming for the state route or the interstate, but all the signs seem to be for county roads. did you need to go west or north across Nebraska anyway? you try to gauge your direction from the angle of the sun, but it is shrouded in impenetrable clouds
there are police cars studded every ten miles along this road, crudely hidden behind foliage, around bends. as you pass one — slowly — you look inside and notice there is no one. it is a shell, a malevolent carapace, a scarecrow designed to slow down rather than speed up flight. the husks increase in density until there are vast, glittering piles on either side of the roadway, blocking out any view of the landscape beyond. the drivers with local plates are doing 90 in a 65
you see a sign giving the distance to the next town. it’s an hour away. you drive on, and twenty minutes later, you see another sign giving the distance to that town. it is still an hour away. it has been an hour away for as long as you can remember
it is day seven of your trip. it is not actually day seven of your trip, but every morning you tell yourself it is, because seven seems like a nice number. you’ve still got a few days to go on day seven, but by day seven, surely the bulk of the driving is behind you. surely, you tell yourself. the bulk of the driving. behind you. that’s what it means to be on day seven, which is the day you are on. if you are cheerful enough in your morning humming, you sometimes forget that you told yourself this yesterday as well, and that you are already planning to tell it to yourself again tomorrow
there is road work ahead
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FX LEGION SENTENCE STARTERS. may contain spoilers. feel free to adjust to fit muse !!
“ I have to know. Is this real? ”
“ That’s just low, son. ”
“ Don't worry about me. It's you that's got problems. ”
“ They're coming and they're gonna kill you. ”
“ I know - I'm dead - you killed me. And I gotta say, not cool, man. ”
“ Don't give a newbie a bazooka and then be surprised when she blows shit up. ”
“ If the readings are right, he may be the most powerful mutant that we've ever encountered. ”
“ Why are all the hots ones so crazy? ”
“ Do you wanna be my girlfriend? ”
“ Careful. I bite. ”
“ Please keep talking, so we can pretend that our problems are all in our heads. ”
“ I like you. You've got what the kids these days call moxie. ”
“ All I'm saying is, what if your problems aren't in your head. What if they aren't even problems? ”
“ Something new needs to happen - soon. ”
“ On the plus side I've mastered eating with a spoon. ”
“ And honestly, all I really need is your body. And your mind? Well, I could give a shit about your mind. ”
“ Look, I know you're just trying to help, but this just doesn't for some reason feel real. ”
“ My whole life is a lie. I just need to know—who am I? ”
“ It wears a human face. Be careful, he wears a human face. ”
“ He doesn't seem fragile, not since he came back. ”
“ We can't lose him. ”
“ Who teaches us to be normal when we're one of a kind? ”
“ It’ll be fun. Kick some ass. Save the girl. Get a snack. ”
“ I think I know what I am. ”
“ I’m the magic man. ”
“ I met your husband. He was a beat poet? ”
“ Monster as metaphor: I like it, but wrong. ”
“ Because we're at war, and we're losing. ”
“ It's sweet, really. They think they can save you. ”
“ What are you doing, kid? You think you're safe here? With these clowns? ”
“ Why are you doing this? You're supposed to be my friend. ”
“ Could you, maybe, not break everything this time? ”
“ I'm not gonna promise that. ”
“ We're having a romance of the mind. ”
“ ____, I think I killed your friend. I'm so sorry. ”
“ We could give God a run for his money, right? ”
“ I knew your father, did you know that? Your real father. ”
“ He makes me laugh, and I keep him safe. ”
“ I was sick. But I’m not sick anymore. ”
“ Who are we if not the stories we tell ourselves? ”
“ ____. You're freaking out. Stop it. ”
“ I needed you and you left me. ”
“ What is the point of life? All of you running around trying to what? Be happy? Fulfilled? You tell me. ”
“ I came back for you, I love you. ”
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ADELYN BELROSE » eyeshadow palette @ensavaged
#ensavaged#/#//#///#////#DO NOT REBLOG ( if ur not river )#edit*#palettes#listen#i just#really wanted to make one of these for adelyn :////#i hope that's Ok ://///#also i hope all the ??? words work ????
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