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they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

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and honestly... this logan paul thing and wwe is not working. he did NOT deserve to be in that chamber with megastars, with men who struggled from the beginning to be who they are today. i know wwe is all about money, like any corporation is. but it feels disrespectful when you throw this man in a ring with respected wrestlers. considering all the shitty stuff he did - trump support, bigotry, that aokigahara forest situation, and... showing up with a us flag today after what trump said about canada? logan is not a heel. people just don't like him. wwe puts amazing wrestlers on the shelf and releases people with a ton of potential, but here we are having to handle this bitch ass white boy every single week. he does not deserve to be in the ring. he's a bad wrestler. he steals moves. he has no charisma, no personality. nothing. what's the need to keep pushing him in our faces? it's getting tiring.

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There are three constants in life.

Death, taxes, and my whore ass liking/reblogging any and all gifs of Gunther that show up on my Tumblr.

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Hunter. Paul. My guy. Are you ACTUALLY trying to piss off actual WWE fans right now?

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Bronson Reichsteiner what the fuck are you wearing

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FUCK I'M CRYING 🤣🤣

i have unfortunately been laughing on and off about this reddit comment for half an hour.

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Royal Rumble 2025 was such a blast. I had a ton of people who wanted to take pics of my rhinestoned Gunther shirt (even Kaiser commented that the work I put into it was beautiful- oh yeah I got to meet him and nearly cried he pulled me right into a hug when I walked up he's such a sweetheart), and I can't wait until Summerslam 2026 rolls around in Minneapolis so I get to cross another big PLE event off my list.

And who knows, maybe I'll actually get to meet Gunther next time? 🥰

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Charlotte wins LOL

I hate everything.

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AAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT THE EXCITEMENT IS SO REAL! I HAVE to message you so we can meetup before or after! 🤩

@eboni-napalm !!!!!!

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*laughs nervously*

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Only day you can reblog this

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BASICALLY ME LMFAO

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HUSBAND FUCKING SPOTTED!

God Gunther wore a suit, a track suit, AND the Ring General coat all in one night? Jesus Christ I am FERAL AND HORNY AND NEED THIS MAN TO DESTROY ME-

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Don't let my daily simping for Gunther distract you from the fact that I love and miss Ilja Dragunov very badly and need him back soon or else I will cry.

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authors!!

once again, go to AO3, click on your dashboard, click on statistics, press all years and tell me your total number of kudos?